Oh no, @420characters! Some ne'er-do-well youth has desecrated our monumental county water tower! Who could have perpetrated this most heinous of crimes?

When did you get those?!

1) Like this.

2) Sorry. Sometimes I swear a little too much. I try to reel it in if somepony points it out.

3) I can’t keep track of your stats for you, Strawberry. You gotta remember this stuff during the action. It’s over. You’ll just have to remember it for next time.

4) Still trying to sort everything out with Boscov’s inventory. Almost done, though. Should finish with that middle of next week. He keeps good records of what he has, just needed to update present-day worth, amount left, et cetera.

Been working on and off with a piece in between other things, just not sure what to do with it. Not coming out like I’d wanted.

5) Look. This is very simple. Door is spring-loaded. Place hoof on doorknob. Turn doorknob. Pull hoof back. Spring pushes door open. Not that complicated.

6) Don’t really feel like looking up the reference. Anypony want to give me the abridged version?

7) You disgust me.

8) Just about every bit of legislation in the entire country goes through Princess Celestia’s office. Every financial report, every threat report, every agricultural report, every surveillance report, every every report. So yes.

9) I don’t understand how that would work. Organic means it has carbon, right? I have carbon. What is it that would make me a robot?

10) Relax. Just a drawing, right? Nothing to worry about.