my gf wanted an eevee evolution that was just “big eevee” so here they are
wow a real updog
Lyra: Da dadada danda This is the joke that never ends. ‘Cause you just fell for it again. Bon-Bon: If we were married I’d want a divorce. Lyra: Somepony just- stah ha ha ha ha ha! I mean really?! Really Bon-Bon! “Well gee there, Lyra. An updog you say? I don’t think I’m quite familiar. Hyuck!“ Hah hah hah!
Bon-Bon: You ever heard the story of the filly who cried wolf?
Lyra: You ever heard the story of the filly who cried UPDOG?! HA~! Hahahahaha!
you [redacted] up a perfectly good doge, that’s what you did. look at it. it’s got updog
Lyra: Bon-Bon, read this.
Bon-Bon: Alright… What’s updog? Lyra: [Gasp]! Bon-Bon: No! Lyra: Bon-Bon! Bon-Bon: NO! Lyra: Bon-BON! Bon-Bon: That didn’t happen! Lyra: I can’t believe it! Bon-Bon: Shut-up, Lyra! Lyra: You really wanna know?! Bon-Bon: SHUT-UP! Lyra: It’s like you’re beggin’ for it! Bon-Bon: I’m leaving! Lyra: AH-hahahahahaha~!
1) Wow. Well I’m glad you’re okay now! Don’t suppose you know how this happened or how to prevent it from happening again, do you? It’s okay if you can’t tell me.
2) Eh. I mean, I’ve heard it’s hilarious, ingenious, thought provoking, challenging, and with a morality system that makes your actions feel like they truly have weight. Basically brilliant on every developmental level.
But I have absolutely no interest in it. Whenever a game has pass/fail objectives that alter the ending, possibly without you even knowing it, I feel overwhelmed. Like I have to study what to do, where, and when, before even starting, or else I’ll mess something up.
