Lyra: Exactly! I have no idea if it’s still happening or not! I have no asks! But do I have no asks because no pony has anything to send me or are none of the messages getting through?! It’s maddening and-!

Tootsie: Excuse me! I have an announcement to make.

Lyra: Oh…?

Bon-Bon: Of course, dear. What is it?

Tootsie: From now on I will be going by the name, Liza Doolots. I will not be answering to Toosie Flute. So if you could please refer to me as Liza Doolots I would appreciate it. Thank you.

Lyra: … Wha-?

Bon-Bon: Of course, Liza! I think that sounds splendid!

Lyra: Uh… Yeah, Too-… Liza! That’s, uh, ballin’! Crackerjack. Cool…

Liza: Thank you!

Bon-Bon: … I blame you for this.

Lyra: What?! I didn’t even do anything!

Bon-Bon: Can’t wait to have this conversation with my sister.

Lyra: It’s not my fault this time!

sexxi-bbz:

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I shouldn’t have asked…

Bon-Bon’s nephew Tootsie-Flute.

Hmm…

Come to think of it, isn’t tootsie some kind of candy or something?

…

Oh my Celestia! No wonder ponies think me and Bon-Bon are together! Tootsie-Flute sounds like an amalgamation of our generalized special talents!

Tootsie is Bon-bon’s nephew. Tootsie’s parents work all day so she stays with us. She leaves on the weekends to go hang with her real parents.

Bon-bon and I don’t have a daughter. How would that even work with two mares?

Yeah, but only because her parents couldn’t be there. Can you blame me for not paying attention? I mean, Tootsie’s a nice filly, but it’s not like she’s related to me or anything.

Hey Cheerilee!

Ah celles… Do ponies really do that?

I’ll remind her and let Bon-bon know she needs to keep track of it.