Alright! A little late this year, but here we are! Four messages this time, including one that will be posted alone.
1) Run. Get out of Canterlot. Never look back.
2) Ordinarily my answer would be along the lines of, “I’d sooner shove his face in dirt.” But since I’m not supposed to deflect…
The thought of Bbz kissing me is… terrifying. Without getting into information I’m pretty sure you don’t care about, I’m… afraid of kissing somepony and them forcing their tongue into my mouth. I have nightmares sometimes… So no. Even if I liked him I’d be too scared.
And just so we’re clear when you see this Bbz, if you ever, ever use this information against me, our friendship is through. Got it?
3) Of course I love Bon-Bon. She’s my best friend. She’s my family.
If you’re asking if we’ve ever been in a romantic relationship, no. If you’re asking if we’ve ever had sex, no.
