Lyra: Hey Bon-Bon.

[Pause]

Lyra: Hu… How’s it-?
Bon-Bon: You haven’t heard.

Lyra: Heard wha-?
Bon-Bon: Princess Celestia- No… Princess Twilight’s friendship school is putting on a play. It- Oh, in Ponyville. It’s going to be about how Princess Celestia first rose the sun. And THE REAL DANGED PRINCESS CELESTIA IS GOING TO PLAY HERSELF!

[Pause]

Bon-Bon: If you manage to pick your jaw up off the floor in the next hour, I could use some things from the market before it closes.

[Long Pause]