Tofurkey is a substitute for turkey made out of tofu. It’s pretty good, at least in my opinion, though I never ate regular turkey.

I will bring cornmeal. Turkey flavored tofu. Sweet corn meal is my favorite.

1) W-Why would you make something that’s supposed to emulate meat?

2) It’s… It’s shaped like a turkey too? Why? Why would anypony do that? That’s morbid and awful! I mean, I understand if you did it in the past, but why aren’t any ponies outraged at this?

3) You will not. We will have a traditional Equestrian Thanksgiving celebrating the last major harvest of the season. Not glorifying the culling of animals for meat!

Speaking of Thanksgiving, can I help with the meal again this year? I want to try out all the recipes in this Thanksgiving cook book, and I figure this would be a perfect opportunity. We just need to invite enough ponies to eat all of it.

1) Certainly! Krastos has even wanted to make sure they’ll be enough mouths for all the food!

2) Good. You’ll have to tell me about it sometime.

And not slap your own side.

3) Huh. I’m sure it’s a fine movie. I’ll probably watch it at some point. Just not going out of my way over it.

4) Nope. Don’t have time.

And to be honest, I’ve only heard a few songs by him.

5) What in Equestria is a tofurkey? And I’d rather you didn’t bring fish. We’re supposed to be celebrating the harvesting of crops, not animals.

6) Oh my. Whatever shall I do with all of these Apple Cinnamon Nutri-Grain Bars?

And that’s a brick joke.

7) I… I’m not sure if that’s even okay for me to post. Sorry. I’m erring on the side of caution.

But the answer is, uncomfortable. It makes me feel very uncomfortable.

8) Got one more invitee!

… sleep over party?

1) You must be beautiful on the inside first, silly!

Then just turn yourself inside out.

Source

2) As you wish.

3) Jedis are grody. R2 units are where it’s at.

4) Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nasty!

5) What are you even talking about? It’s just a tumblr about a pony.

6) A fate worse than the DMV.

Which is why there isn’t one in Equestria!

7) Do you just expect us to have a collective conscious or something? I’ve never seen Hoof of the North Star. Somepony else probably has.

8) Your Thanksgiving privileges can be revoked, Strawberry.

1) Somepony complains that I’m not following any gay male tumblrs (which is completely coincidental), somepony else complains about me following an androgynous pony. Somepony complains about me following a pony that’s sexy without being explicit, somepony else complains about me following a tumblr about an interspecies relationship (which is just, like, really?!). I make a post that gets over 300 notes and lose like 7 followers!

I can’t freaking win to save my life!

2) Except that…

3) Strawberry, you know you can come over for Thanksgiving. Just don’t stay all night.

4) You don’t just suddenly realize something like that. It takes time.

5) I don’t know… That doesn’t sound right. Maybe it’s a cultural thing for humans but not us.

6) I’m a little concerned. This is Princess Luna all over again, multiplied by the citizens of an entire empire. How does a society from a thousand years in the past catch up to modern technology and customs?

1) Darn. Now I feel even stupider.

2) We don’t use the same calender year as humans.

Regarding the idea itself, it doesn’t really matter. Now, it’s foolish to live every day of your life like it’s your last, because it will cost you in the future if you do live. It’s more important that you be content with life at any given point. Live for tomorrow, and if it never comes, you won’t miss it.

3) Not too much.

… A little. If my past ever catches up to me-… I don’t want him to get hurt. There are a lot of unaccounted for ponies and griffons that have every reason to be none too pleased with me. Maybe they’re still after me; maybe they moved on. I’ve no way of knowing.

4) You saw what I saw. He never mentioned it before, that I can remember. Probably because it took place before he was born.

5) Celebrating Thanksgiving, as far as any humans know.

6) Must have missed the reference. I watched a few of them and they were pretty funny! Just not one to sit down and watch something for a long, uninterrupted period of time. Plus I haven’t seen one in forever.

7) I… Don’t care?

… Yeah. Pretty sure I don’t care.

I just got a letter in the mail saying I’m not allowed to substitute at one of the primary schools anymore. The letter didn’t even say what for.

I don’t even know what I did wrong! Everything seemed to have gone fine! I mean, I accidentally left with one of the nametags, but couldn’t they have just contacted me about it if that was all?

[Omitted] A… Hearth’s Warming better not end up this bad…

What’s this about a turkey?

Thanksgiving is a holiday about harvesting crops, and connection to the soil. We just eat what grows.

I’ve heard some ponies will eat eggs…