Are you cursed or something? Nopony short of the Baudemares have as miserable a life as you.
Anonymous

Could be worse. I have no family, but here I am with a ‘sister’ and two foals to love. I’ve had three failed relationships, but Boscov is really growing on me. I might not be getting paid for my music right now, but at least I’m getting to play for ponies.

Wow, this turned out sappy.

Uh, I apologize if I offended you with my little soap opera thing, I should have realized that your parents were a touchy subject, I din't think a long lost father joke would cause you distress and I'm really sorry that I did.

I try to pretend it doesn’t matter, but every once in a while I just wonder sometimes, you know? What if this, what if that. I know it’s stupid, but it’s also not fair…

Maybe my parents were pricks anyway and I would have hated them. But I never had that option. I don’t know anything about them, or why I was left alone in a carriage next to a storefront all those years ago.

You're The Pony Krastos Has A Thing For! I Don't Know Why I Didn't Guess That! I Knew He Had A Crush On A Pony But I Didn't Know It Was You. What Did You Say To Him? Good Luck On Your Date Btw.

I didn’t know right away, but I started to piece it together.

Once I had things sorted out with York, I just asked him if it was me. I gotta work all next week; don’t really have time to beat-around-the-bush.

And thanks! Since we already know one another, we’re skipping the whole ‘first date’ thing and moving on to the fancy restaurant atmosphere!

Have you ever saved some pony's life?
Anonymous

Maybe… Indirectly, maybe my actions have stopped somepony from dying…

Have I ever stood over somepony hanging from the brink and pulled them back to safety? No… I was always either too late…

Sorry, this isn’t a subject I’m fond of… I think that’s it from me for tonight.

Lyra, did you count how many bits were in that jar? And how much does a bed cost?

You had quite a chunk in change! All together it came out to roughly 8 bits!

Unfortunately, even without a frame to set it on, the bed will cost a little over two hundred…

I was a very sweet gesture, Sweetie. If you want, you can have the money back and you can spend it on something for yourself. You earned it after all.

It just warms my heart that you’d go through so much trouble for me! If it makes you feel any better, I can sleep on Tootsie’s bed tonight and tomorrow night, while she isn’t here.

I’ll get a bed soon, I promise. I just need to make sure this new job works out.

Oh, oh! I almost forgot! I have something to show you! Let me just get it out of my backpack... okay! It's um, it's not much, but it's some bits I've saved up for you! I was going to wait until I got more, but I was so excited I really wanna show it to you now. I've been searching around for them during recess, and, and selling bracelets and some stuff I don't need to other foals at school! I didn't count how much is in there, but it's so you can buy a bed for yourself! Heh...

Excuse me, everypony. I have to go cry like an emotional little sissy now.

[Sniff]

My heart wasn’t ready for this.

Now what have we learned?
Anonymous

That jokes about sexually transmitted diseases aren’t funny when aimed at ponies who have, on more than one occasion, had intercourse without being one hundred percent, willfully consenting.

I’m sorry, I was hoping that’s what you’ve learned.

Simple. Draw yourself, only without the syphilis.
Anonymous

I can’t complain, it was sort of funny in its minimalistic approach.

But the whole subject is wearing thin.

Can a pony get a cutie mark for an illegal act? Like would the worlds greatest cat burglar get like, a gloved hand taking a diamond as a cutie mark? Or like the best assassin get crosshairs?

Remember that one episode of Pokemon where all the main characters’ pokemon got lost and subtitles came up so you could understand what they were saying for once? Remember that one line? It went something like…

There are no bad pokemon, just bad trainers.

There are no illegal cutie marks. You can use a talent to do something illegal, but even thieves can have positive impacts. The best pickpocket in the world can train law enforcement in how to detect if somepony is trying to steal something.

You make my life worth living.
Anonymous

We all make our own lives worth living.

I didn’t point you to me; I couldn’t have if I wanted to. Whoever you are, you found me on your own. You sought out something to brighten your day, and I’m flattered you feel I help make that happen. But you didn’t sit in misery. You looked for something. And if I wasn’t here, I’m certain you would have found something else.

You make your own life worth living by spending your free-time on things you enjoy, or find fulfilling. There’s no better way to live.

Could you describe to us, the happiest moment in your life? A moment, at least, that stands out in your mind as a time when you felt truly and genuinely blissful.

Probably when I got my cutie mark.

I was a wreck before and after the performance. But when my teacher was handing out awards and I got most improved… Celestia, that felt good…

And of course, when I got home and noticed I had my cutie mark, even more so! Not having to wear a dress anymore to hid my flank was great too!

Probably a little selfish, but yeah. Couldn’t ask for more on that day.

You can call me whatever you want, Lyra, as long as I can call you friend.

Does that mean I can call you Boscov?!

Ha ha! Awesome name!

And of course you can call me friend!

What's "people"? But yeah, I don't particularly care about the pony expressions. But that doesn't mean I dislike them or anything. I simply prefer other expressions over it. But Lyra, if you ever feel down.. I'll always be there for you. Even if it's the dead of the night, and you're on the highest peak in Equestria and I'm drowned on the depths of the ocean, I'll be ther-... Okay, I actually don't think I would be there for you in that situation... But I'll try my hardest to always be there.

Ha. I get it.

And thanks. You’re a good friend, Krastos.

But I keep wanting to call you Boscov, for some reason.

Ponyville does not seem to be a very large town. Do you find much work as a musician in Ponyville, or do you need to travel for jobs? Do you supplement your income in any other way?

Hi, you must be new here.

Welcome to my struggle. I start my second job as a substitute teacher’s aid in three days.

sorry, but your starting to scare me, people in the marines tell themselfs (omited) like that all the time, and they kill themselves. i would feel so bad if another lost a life that way

I’ve been down that path once before. I opened the window and looked out at the street far below.

I closed the window and left.

I’m not going anywhere. Especially not now that I actually have things worth living for.