Alternate dimensions are weird.
Lyra: I’ve never heard of coatis before, they’re cute!
Bon-Bon: You like timber wolves? My, that’s… interesting…
Tootsie: Rats?! E~w!
Bon-Bon: Liza, that’s not a very adult response.
Tootsie: Sorry Ms. Mod Dog…
Simple: Borf.
Bon-Bon: Come on, Lyra.
Lyra: Nope.
Bon-Bon: Lyra.
Lyra: Nope.
Bon-Bon: Lyra, be reasonable!
Lyra: You didn’t see that look in Pinkie Pie’s eyes, Bon-Bon! She’s a desperate mare driven to the brink! I ain’t goin’ out there!
Bon-Bon: Oh for pony’s sake… I’m going out with or without you.
Lyra: Just gonna sit here. Completely still in case Pinkie looks in the window.
[Pause]
Lyra: Hey Simple, how’s it going? No, boy, this is a bad time for face lickums. Not in the nose! NOOOOO~!
An Australian Blue Heeler goes to sleep on top of the flock it has herded
Lyra! Psst Lyra!
Does your dog ever do this?
Ha! Not quite, but he’ll fall asleep on your lap. He’s allowed on the bed, but he usually sleeps on some covers on the floor.

1) Bon-Bon: Well, we already had a relic of sorts, so I’m going to go with the second one.
2) What? The griffon thing? What does it matter?
3) Sorry. The same thing happened to me too.
Oh! Did you get to the market and the ham-ham behind the glass? Using Scrit-T there was my favorite part of the game!
4) Simple can usually be trusted outside, but once he got out and herded a group of foals into the yard and wouldn’t let them leave.
Pretty funny looking back, but some of the kids were crying.

1) Sweet potato casserole! Woo!
Sorry about Black Friday; I went out myself. I don’t usually risk it, but I needed a new mattress. Seventy percent off and a twenty year warranty. Pretty much determined what I could afford.
2) First of all, why do you care? Secondly, how many times to I have to answer? I already said yes.
3) Lyra: Ham-Hams Unite? Well I had some issues personally, but it was an alright game. I definitely enjoyed it!
Bon-Bon: You’re freezing! Go in the other direction!
4) Absolutely! Of course, it would have been a lot more genius if collecting the words wasn’t the whole game. I mean, You don’t even use a bunch of them. Also, I feel Hamtaro and Sandy have poor characterizations. Which was a shame, because all the others were spot on (near as I can remember anyway)!
It was also missing that certain duality that the show had; switching from Hamtaro and his friends, to Laura and hers. I mean, the humans weren’t even in the game.
5) Somepony talking about a show other than Doctor Who? On this website? Unheard of.
Simple is a Blue Heeler. I think they usually call it something regional in your world. He’s beautiful, playful, smart, obedient, and very active. So very active. There is no way I could take care of this dog by myself.


