1) Would you believe there are ponies who have memorized that bit of sentence vomit?

Incidentally I own Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance, but I only ever did the section on the ship and the VR missions. I already knew how most of the story went and I really didn’t care.

2) Tootsie: What’s a flask?

Lyra: It’s… uhm… One of those little glass science-things, right?

Bon-Bon: It’s just a container for holding liquid.

3) Well, I guess I celebrated by starting to play The Secret World. More of a coincidence than celebration, though.

4) Okay. That would have deflated by now, right?

5) Well, I don’t really like Silver. At all.

What about ShadowxEspio?

1) What? Me? No. I mean, pfft. Right? I mean, I have a Rainbow Dash wig but so does everypony.

2) SonicxTails? Bleh. They’re so awful together. I mean, SonicxKnuckles I could kinda see, but Sonic and Tails only even seem to be friends by association.

First ship… Maybe NessxPaula? I mean, if I shipped something they were usually characters I made in games like Disgaea or Ogre Battle. That’s like, not even noncanon. That’s uncanon.

3) Pinkie Twi? It just doesn’t work. Ponies be all “Opposites attract!” No. No. You have to have a solid foundation. Common understanding of what is acceptable behavior. Pinkie just doesn’t have the patience for Twilight’s agenda. And Twilight isn’t willing enough to put off nonessential duty for fun. Bad pairing. Bad bad pairing. Ends in tears.

Also, I should stop talking about shipping ponies I know. Now that I hear myself talking, eh, kinda creeping myself out.