1) Cannot accurately compose sentences either, evidently. Sorry, I’m trying to cut back on my sass, but it does kinda sound like you’re saying that you are… B…? And I’m pretty sure that is not so.

2) From what I understand, if that bit about making God cry isn’t hyperbole, you probably went to a religious school. Either way. In Equestria it’s all taught very dry and technically. This is thing, this is what thing does. It was really, really boring. Though that may have been just me. I kinda already knew the important parts.

3) Caffeine. Whoops.

4) Fifty. Billion. Stretching ourselves a little thin there, aren’t we? I’m just sayin’, there’s only five-hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes in a year.

Wait. I got another one. I’ve heard of speed dating but this is ridiculous!

Okay okay! One more!