Bon-Bon: I can’t stay here, I have work in the morning!
Lyra: This is ridiculous. We’ve been out here for like fifteen minutes. They can’t just hide in there! We have valid questions that need answering!
Berryshine: Yeah! It’s like they think they can just sing a song and it’ll solve everypony’s problems!
Lyra: Oh that is so Twilight too. Just sing a song and walk away.
Rose: There she is! They’re coming out!
[Ravenous uproar]
Twilight: Everypony please! If I can have your attention!
Reporter Pony?: Princess Twilight-!
Twilight: I am so sorry, but we will not be taking questions at this time-
Reporter Pony?: My pencil…
Twilight: Everypony, we would like to let you all know just how thrilled we are that The Friendship Journal was such a hit among so many ponies! So much so that you’ve taken a break from your everyday lives to gather here. It is for this reason, and many others, that I invite you all to return to your homes and reread the work! But this time, do so at a slower pace. Reflect upon the many lessons found within, but only one-at-a-time. Maybe only read one lesson a day!
Rainbow Dash: But mostly just go home!
Reporter Pony?: And what if we don’t?!
[Cries of approval]
Twilight: That is a very good question! And if I could just direct your attention to the center of Ponyville-! [Zap] Which is where you now are. For those of you remaining, I can’t promise you you’ll all end up in the same place if you stay, but I can assure you it won’t be here.
[Pause, Grumbles of Dispersal]
Twilight: Thank you! Thank you for reading! And if any of you find your way to Sweet Apple Acres on your way back, be sure to let everypony there know they are trespassing on royal land, gifted to the Apple family, who have the sole authority to prosecute!
