Well, seeing as I have no more questions, I guess I gotta end early again. Had a lot of ponies scheduled that never got to do anything. I’ll just address this one message.

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Lyra: My speech recognition program has two settings. It either detects who is talking or it just writes down everything that’s said. Now first of all, I have to go in and manually program it to detect each new pony, which is a long, painful task. Doing that for every single pony is a chore and runs into time constraint issues, as most guests only have so long to be here. We already have to pick out the question, throw some ideas around about what would be a good set-up or-

Rarity: Be so ridiculous that… it’s just silly.

Lyra: Rehearse it, record it, usually several times. It would just be one more step we don’t have time for. Especially when some of these guests might not come back. The other reason is that some of the supposed “answerers” aren’t really here. Obviously I couldn’t really get Chrysalis from last year. And Sombra-

Rainbow Dash: Evaporated.

Princess Twilight Sparkle: Vaporized would be more accurate.

Lyra: I couldn’t get Trixie last year, but she did come this year. A. K. Yearling formally declined. Scooby Doo and Shaggy are completely out of the question, seeing as they’re cartoon characters-

Discord: [pirate accent] You’d best start believin’ in cartoon characters…

Lyra: … Right… Anyway… Actually I think I’m done. Thank you to everypony that participated, with special thanks to our princesses! Happy April Fools and regular updates will resume whenever I get a message!

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I don’t… I don’t know for certain. I’m not sure what a BOFA exam is.

BOFA deez nuts.

… I… What?

BOFA deez nuts, darling.

Um… I… I must be misunderstanding.

Don’t worry about it, dear. Just a foalish prank.

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Awesome! So did we!

Oh absolutely. We really must get together and do it again sometime soon. And please don’t fret over any communication issues.

Yeah! We came to play! Not trade life stories.

Not that I would be opposed to trading a few tales.

And could I ever tell you some stories! Like this one time-

Ah haha. Perhaps another time, dear. Oh, but you poor thing! I meant to warn you about that. Those things are simply dreadful! I don’t think Rainbow Dash and I together could bring them down reliably!

Yeah… They kinda hurt. It’s just a shame that my gaming partner is so bad at that game.

Excusez-moi?

I said I’m sure I could have done it with somepony who’s better at video games.

… I will destroy you in Tetrisphere!

Make it Hawken!

It. Is. On!

Spike: I know how this is going to end. Not even sweatin’ it.

Spike: I know how this is going to end. Not even sweatin’ it.

Rarity, how in the actual Hell.

Rarity, how in the actual Hell.

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rarityanswers:
“ askjupiter:
“ Seems like wittle Rarity is getting a bit bald there :/
Always thought a fashion queen like her might know how to hide stuff like this.
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((Everything I’ve done today has been a bit disastrous, *just look at it* and I...

rarityanswers:

askjupiter:

Seems like wittle Rarity is getting a bit bald there :/

Always thought a fashion queen like her might know how to hide stuff like this.

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((Everything I’ve done today has been a bit disastrous, *just look at it* and I seeem to be ill, so I won’t be doing very many more questions today if any;;;))

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