inktober day 6 part B: lyra’s gonne die-ra
didnt even give u the satisfaction of having a fresh marker with the correct amount of applied pressure, LOOK at you….. pathetic
@askly
#hey I tagged you look #look at me DUNK on you
Wooooow, @askheartandviolet. There has most certainly been a misunderstanding, though. I was joking about the weapon thing. I didn’t think anypony claiming to be a warrior would be foalish enough to bring a weapon in a one-on-one against a unicorn. Even in a spar, where I’m supposed to go easy on you, that’d be far too unrealistic. But I guess that’s what happens when you remain close-minded to other fighting styles in your own blind overconfidence. Pardon the crude visual aids.
And this is just me and my limited magic. A more gifted unicorn would probably magnetize your claws to your armor so you couldn’t even stand up!
This is the entire reason why no division of the Equestrian Guard employs armed patrols! The use of weaponry in civilized combat is as archaic and backwards as your notions of training! The whole reason we’d spar hoof-to-hoof would be to give you the advantage! You’re faster, probably have more experience, and I hope would be in better shape.
And you can have the advantage because I don’t mind losing! Winning only reinforces what you already know. Losing is how you learn what to do different next time. I would have thought that to be a millennia old concept. But hey, you grew up sheltered and unexposed, and that’s not your fault. But remaining that way is.
Oh, and you can forget about the spar. You’re clearly beneath me. Even holding back I’d probably hurt you.
1) Oh I’m so sure. But no. Actually I’d never hard of it. Which seems fitting.
2) I’m way out of it. Who is John Cena anyway? Is he a face or a heel? He looks like a face. Also, six bits for a few hours of video? That’s hilarious! If I wanted to overpay for little content I’d buy a triple A game!
3) Don’t you read the tags?
1) Cannot accurately compose sentences either, evidently. Sorry, I’m trying to cut back on my sass, but it does kinda sound like you’re saying that you are… B…? And I’m pretty sure that is not so.
2) From what I understand, if that bit about making God cry isn’t hyperbole, you probably went to a religious school. Either way. In Equestria it’s all taught very dry and technically. This is thing, this is what thing does. It was really, really boring. Though that may have been just me. I kinda already knew the important parts.
3) Caffeine. Whoops.
4) Fifty. Billion. Stretching ourselves a little thin there, aren’t we? I’m just sayin’, there’s only five-hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes in a year.
Wait. I got another one. I’ve heard of speed dating but this is ridiculous!
Okay okay! One more!
1) Bon-Bon: Fine! Everything is fine! Why wouldn’t it be?
Lyra: I think the state of Michigan is winking about something else.
Bon-Bon: Oh. Nevermind then.
Lyra: I’m flirty, okay? It’s just my nature! That doesn’t mean anything!
2) Why sure! Anything for you! While I’m at it, how about I put on some papier-mâché wings and sing a song about trying hard and never giving up?
3) Google is giving me a lot of hits back. So I know this is a thing. Not really sure what to say in reply, though. I mean, I couldn’t think of anything. So I’m willing to admit I wasn’t very smart. But I went out and found a mare that’s so much wiser. And she taught me the way to win your heart. She said- I already told David Seville, go ask him.
