1) Oh! Why thank you!

2) If I may stop time for just a moment. Given the information that you are a human, the answer to the first posed question would be yes. You.

I saw a human once. His name was Marty.

3) Lyra: Thanks!

Bon-Bon: Thank you! You too!

4) Things would have to have taken a grimdark turn if those were discussed regularly. Also pancreas is a funny word.

5) Not that I know of. I mean, I’m sure they’re symbolic of something but I don’t know it. Hands are just a strange thing. Some ponies, like humans, are interested in things that are foreign to their understanding of the world.

Or maybe I imagined the whole thing and there is no such thing as a glass minotaur hand. I have some… I have some kinda dreams.

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1) Don’t project yourself onto me.

2) Equestria. Ah-quest-tree-ah.

3) Huh. I wasn’t aware the Griffon Kingdom was an actual, you know, monarchy. I thought it was just an autocracy. Alternate dimension or maybe I was just misinformed.

Be nice, be considerate of pony customs, and have patience. Patience and courtesy will win over individuals and unless you’re running for office, that’s all you ever really need.

4) Can’t even remember the date of something that happened this year… I’d say it’s a wonder I can remember my own birthday, but well…

5) Alright, there’s a button on the top left corner of my tumblr page, if you’re really so invested.

6) Will do, though I think she got the message earlier.

7) …

Never again.

Tech guy fixed mai computa!

Back in business! And I can play City of Ponies again!