1) Oh, no. Not really a fan; I just played Enemy Unknown. Good game. Still don’t like that whole “Oh, your character died; forever” thing. I would have rather had like a permanent debuff to the character instead of death, such to the point that if it happens enough the character eventually becomes useless. That way you could still use the character while training a replacement.

2) I want a pony.

That’s the-… That’s the human thing, right? A child asking for a pony?

Please don’t get me anything. I can’t afford to get you anything back, but I’d feel bad if you got me something and I didn’t get you anything.

3) I suppose I misspoke. Maybe I was less of a slave and more of a prisoner? I dunno; semantics. I wasn’t used by just one pony, though.

4) Did you know that XCOM remake was made in Equestria? They changed so much stuff when they brought it over to you guys.

5) You know, say what you want, but Sombra was the only villain to threaten Equestria in recent memory that didn’t trip over his own plan.

6) Bon-Bon is my roommate. She is most certainly not along for the ride. Sorry, no ménage à trois here.

7) … Uh… Um…

…

Oh, it’s a stuffed animal with pockets.

Plenty, I’m sure.

When did you get those?!

1) Like this.

2) Sorry. Sometimes I swear a little too much. I try to reel it in if somepony points it out.

3) I can’t keep track of your stats for you, Strawberry. You gotta remember this stuff during the action. It’s over. You’ll just have to remember it for next time.

4) Still trying to sort everything out with Boscov’s inventory. Almost done, though. Should finish with that middle of next week. He keeps good records of what he has, just needed to update present-day worth, amount left, et cetera.

Been working on and off with a piece in between other things, just not sure what to do with it. Not coming out like I’d wanted.

5) Look. This is very simple. Door is spring-loaded. Place hoof on doorknob. Turn doorknob. Pull hoof back. Spring pushes door open. Not that complicated.

6) Don’t really feel like looking up the reference. Anypony want to give me the abridged version?

7) You disgust me.

8) Just about every bit of legislation in the entire country goes through Princess Celestia’s office. Every financial report, every threat report, every agricultural report, every surveillance report, every every report. So yes.

9) I don’t understand how that would work. Organic means it has carbon, right? I have carbon. What is it that would make me a robot?

10) Relax. Just a drawing, right? Nothing to worry about.