1) Okay… Am I in trouble?
2) Yeah. You know what? Sure. I got like eight or nine different ponyalities. I got so many ponyalities, I can’t even hold all these ponyalities. I had to use a plate.
1) It was great! After that we stopped by an art college, exposed our genitalia, and posed for them to draw!
[Snort] [Snort]
That didn’t- I might have brought some drinks and not been paying attention during walksies.
…
I mean how much during walksies.
2) It’s like, weird. I mean, who would ever think of that?
Seems alright, though!
3) It’s great! Woo~! Alright, unicroms!
4) Well maybe I don’t want five hour energy hugs. Maybe I want a two-thirty feeling.
…
No, yeah. That’s right.
1) I doubt most ponies know what the Olympics is, let alone Jamaica. See it, Shorty?
2) Yea! Woo! What’s happening?!
3) But… How? It started off as just a theater troop’s performance. How did you guys even see it? The first “season” wasn’t even televised, it was just a local show.
4) No.
5) Big, grown humans wanting to feel special for watching a little girl’s show.
You “bronies” are precious.
6) Oh, you know. We caught a burlesque show, harassed the elderly, robbed a liquor store. You know, upstanding citizen-type things.
1) You can’t kill Princess Luna anymore than you can kill her sister. Why do you think the changlings didn’t kill Princess Celestia? Out of the kindness of their hearts?
2) Ask me again tomorrow. Got some stuff going on right now.
3) I…
…
I’d have rather them taken responsibility for me or not been born at all! They couldn’t have just disappeared off the face of Equestria on accident. Whatever happened to them; they had to know. They had to!
4) Over now. I think.
5) How about cheese and wine? Or pizza and soda? Or tortilla chips and dip?
6) What an excellent argument you make to defend your point! I’m sold!
1) Oh I believe I can… do a little more than that…
2) Well [omitted] you too, then.
3) I was initially attracted to his personality and demeanor. I do like the way his fur feels, though.
4) Shining Armor, right? I couldn’t be certain. It could be that his last name is Sparkle and he just doesn’t go by that. He may have dropped his surname entirely and taken Cadance’s surname after the wedding; though if that would make him Shining Armor Cadenza or Shining Armor Mi Amore I couldn’t say. Maybe Twilight’s family’s surname isn’t Sparkle at all, but something else they don’t generally go by.
I dunno. Better off asking Twilight or Shining Armor themselves, I suppose.
5) Sure. We’re all the times renting movies and then not returning them on time.
This one time, I saw him kick over a display of tomato paste cans and I rolled them all over the place. What a pair of rogues we are.
6) Oof!
Would you being the Element of Deception make you Applejack's mortal enemy then?
AnonymousI don’t think so.
If I somehow embodied such a concept, to remain in harmony I’d have to use it appropriately, right?
It’s a differing tactic, and yes, it conflicts at it’s core. But only if used incorrectly. The same can be said with honesty. Even Applejack has secrets.
Yeah, in retrospect it seems lik the kid probably has some sort of emotional issue he needs to sort out, so I suppose me calling him a jerk comes off as callous, but I hope things can get sorted out. Also I was trying to think of an original Element to file you under, so I hope you can forgive the cop out one I thunk up.
AnonymousConsidering everything I’ve done in my life, the element of deception would probably work best.
And that’s not some self-loathing garbage either. We all have to lie a little, to ourselves and others, to spare their feelings, or get through the day.
It’ll never be a popular opinion, because it’s so easy to take things too far. But deception is just as important to harmony as honesty.
All things in balance.
