1) The one I hear about is preservatives and sodas causing puberty to occur earlier and earlier in foals.

Pfft. Who has time for a doctor?

2) Tootsie: I hung out with Sweetie Bell while she was staying here. She’s nice! She and her friends are okay, sometimes. They mostly just play with each other, though, which means they exclude everypony else. “Official Crusader business.”

At least they never act mean like Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.

3) Paul, what’s going on? Is it old men running the world again? (Warning: Crude language)

4) Lyra: Wha’ if yer in a horry to eat an’ you nee’ to say sumfin’?

Bon-Bon: Lyra! You know better than that!

Lyra: Wha’? I’m a gweat rolemadel!

5) Yeah, that was one of the several things I considered saying. Another was-