1) Do you really want to go there?

2) If I were to make an attempt at attributing everything to one trait, I’d probably say it’s because we’re herbivores. It’s not in our nature to fight or kill. But your decisions are yours to make; I’d consider that little more than a cop out.

3) And a perfectly valid point. What were you getting at again?

4) Could be. Are you lost in the crowd?

5) You look like Lemon Grab’s camel on PCP. And speaking of drugs-

6) I was at an arcade once and when that popped up this stallion pulled out a little bottle and took some sort of prescription. I wanna say it was something for his heart… Like heartbeat irregularities or something.

I think it was Ninja Turtles, if anypony was curious.

7) Well, that’s one way to look at things.

1) Science book I had growing up said a huge portion of the world beneath the surface was made up of cavities. Maybe things are different for you. For now.

This isn’t Minecraft. The mine-able world is finite and you can’t just start over.

… What are fossil fuels?

2) Ah… I’m not following. What…? Oh! That’s right! You humans can’t control weather!

Hmm… But, wouldn’t that make your world like… the Everfree Forest?

3) … Okay… You bronies remember I used to go to 4chan, right? I used to hang out on /f/. I know about the Cory in the House trolls.

4) No. You’re gonna click this link and you’re gonna watch baby Finn gettin’ down while you listen to the song-clip.

5) Try not to keep saying the would-be recipient’s name so much. Once is enough. Kinda makes it obvious it’s a joke.

Also, not cool. At an absolute maximum Spike’s mental age would be somewhere in the mid to early teens. And he’d probably be measured closer to like… 10. Either way that’s statutory, yo.

6) No, the only question would be how long it takes before we get sued cross-dimensionally.

Besides, I don’t think I could roll with a rap group. I’m about as sharp and edgy as one of those rubber baby spoons.

1) In the sense that I appreciate music with a swing rhythm.

2) I’d rather you didn’t. I don’t mind The Nether so much, but The End scares me. I’ve never even been.

3) To review (in case anypony missed it), because it’s exhausting and unreliable. I’d like to talk to her, though. She’s cool! I wonder if she can understand me, though. She’s liked some of my posts before.

4) Undeniable logic.

5) And mildly cancerous to consume. So the story goes, anyway.

6) Okay. Skip 5. Will do! Thanks!

1) Can be pretty sure I wouldn’t.

2) Oh my Cels! You’re right! There’s weapons everywhere!

… I swear… The only way you’re going to find or craft a weapon is through channels that are carefully regulated. Heck, even every ounce of metal a blacksmith uses is carefully tracked by the government.

Best weapon you could muster would be to improv with a kitchen knife or a bat. And the gangs back in Canterlot used to do just that. Wasn’t terribly effective in the short-term. At least to a moving target…

3) I’m not going to scold your decision; I was there once and it’s yours to make. But if you have the time, there are more rewarding avenues than “the easy way.”

4) What’s a “video game?” And Portal 2 sounds like a prescription suppository for diarrhea.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I just finished reading about Dynasty Warriors 8 and I’m psyched. Huang Gai’s default weapon is a [omitted] boat.

5) 1, yes. I pirated it because I didn’t think it would be much, but it turned out to be great, so I felt bad about it. I don’t want to pirate 2. I’d like to buy it legitimately, if I ever get some money, to support the developer.

6) Are you going to just start bringing up everyone that’s ever lived? Because this line of questioning is kind of stale already and it hasn’t even started.

7) Sure did! Was a great show! And that was a good episode!

My favorite was the one where Megadeth showed up and they played Back In The Day.

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Complete global infatuation.
(This picture is more embarrassing than it should be)

This picture is more awesome than it should be!

1) Oh mare… I knew when that game came out that the lyrics were terri-bad. But listening to it now? Ugh… I gotta go listen to some thrash just to get the taste out of my mouth.

2) Either Minuette or Romana, I believe. Goes by Colgate sometimes.

If it were me, I’d go my Crest. That’s a bad name.

3) Maybe I could, if they still played.

4) I give up.

5) My experiences would point to no, but circumstances didn’t put us under very “cuddly” conditions.

6) Probably not. I mean, the main reason I watched anypony else playing while growing up was just to wait my turn.

I don’t like watching. I want to be involved.

7) Well, let’s see. Timesplitters was the superior series over Halo. Disgaea’s post game just made it better than Final Fantasy Tactics. All the ponies that say Front Mission 2 was better than 3 are out of their minds. Also Front Mission 4 wasn’t that bad. Ogre Battle was better than Ogre Tactics.

Oh yeah, and DotA AND LoL BOTH SUCK! GO PLAY AN RTS!

I did one last run in Organ Trail, just to see how fast I could make it. Unfortunately, I’m infected from last time so I couldn’t make the trip. And there’s no way I was letting Krastos go without me. So I asked my good friend Tote (NSFW but she draws!) if she could lead! And with sugar coursing through her veins and over 3000 units of food in the wagon- she did mash upon the gas pedal and cross the entire country in less than a week!

Sound was our rock and only got sick once, and only for one hour at that! Strawberry seemed to keep getting sick and the measles lasted for, like, ever before he finally got over it. Twilight “Danny” Sparkle got infected but other than that had no issues. On the other hoof, Kat (who seems to like every single one of my posts (she draws too!)) surviving was a miracle. She got sick, broke her arm, got infected, and then started showing signs of the G-Virus! Tote had to use a medkit on her every two hours and she actually ran out! The group stopped at the airport just before Oregon for about 12 hours to trade for more medkits and once back on the road Kat finally pulled through, but things were looking bleak for a while!

Also, I went back and linked everypony’s name back to their individual tumblrs. I’d do another run and bring some ponies I left out, but I’m sort of bored with this game now.

I felt bad that Muted Grey died so I played again on hard mode, this time with Krastos in charge! Though we started off with dangerously low supplies, through Krastos’ shrewd trading and grueling pace we all made it!

Mr. Cake never even got sick and Muted Grey only got sick once, but Rainbow Scoots and I got infected. In fact, Rainbow Scoots got bit twice but I think that was just bad luck. We’re still okay, though! Never used a single medkit!

I beat Organ Trail!

Krastos, Bon-Bon and I all arrived unscathed. Unfortunately Fuselight must have stuck his wings out the window because he was infected. Still seemed okay, though. And sorry Muted Grey. You didn’t make it. It was my first time playing and you were sick and I wasn’t paying attention to your health. I’m so sorry.

Game took a lot longer than I was expecting, though.

1) Ninjas are just assassins. They’re ancient hitmares, nothing more. What would that accomplish and how would that allow me to retain any aspect of who I am? I’d be a completely different pony!

2) Nope. I skipped around but nothing ever happens. Bo~ri~ng!

3) Pretty sure it was Princess Cadance and Spike, with invaluable help from Twilight.

4) If this is a SSB game, sure. Just as well as anypony else with full health.

5) So you fight the good fight using asklyra.

• You hit the mutie on the head, 101.
• That sounds a little condescending. You don’t think there’s a good worth fighting for?
• [Intelligence 2] Eeeegh-aaaagh-reh-reh-reh-reh-reh!

6) Find me the full sheet music, with zero cost from my wallet, with complete lead and bass for the entire piece, and I’ll spend the month or two it’ll take to put it all together.

1) Okay. So this one time I was watching somepony else play Deus Ex: Invisible War, and he was dragging somepony’s body around and decided to put them in a burning trashcan. Well, something in the physics bugged (very common back then) when he did it, and the trashcan slowly tilted backward… Then lurched forward and flung the body through the air, ragdolling and on fire, off into the distance!

But that wasn’t the end. About an hour later he stumbles upon the wreckage of a huge robot with a burning corpse smack dab in the middle of it. We all busted out laughing!

2) How about we not talk about that?

3) Sounds like I was right to avoid it. I don’t like horror anything.

4) Close enough.

5) “Who writes this [omitted]?”

6) Remember that one bathroom scene from Liar Liar (mild language)? Basically that.

1) And I won’t.

2) I’m so terribly surprised that somepony went there after I used the word benefit. That’s never happened before!

3) Why can’t it be good company? Or delightful company? I’d love some delightful company!

4) No thank you.

5) Not bad. I feel it could be better. But I think I’ve realized why I tend to shy away from human Japanese rock. They seem to place a greater importance on the vocalist, such to the point that it overshadows the rest of the sound while the lead is singing. Nothing wrong with that, just not my preference.

6) Certainly! Then again Scribblenauts isn’t the most difficult game out there.

7) Did you know that neither select nor start was originally part of the code? Select was just how you changed Contra to two player, and Start was how you began the game.

8) Right. Sorry.

9) I’ve never found anything on The Onion funny out of every time I’ve been linked there. I’m not sayin’. I’m just sayin’. Know what I’m sayin’, saiyan?

!1) What are you talking about? Where’s your sources?

2) If I’m judging a book by its cover, which I’d have to do in order to answer without already having watched it, I’d say no.

3) Create? Definitely not. Join? I can’t imagine being invited.

4) Artistic representations; though I suppose one of the other Lyra’s might have.

5) Are you serious? The barrel, duh! Only took me three or four tries on that train mission. But that barrel… Of course, this was another fun one.

6) Of course! Right! Yeah.

7) Is… Is that wrong? I mean, I took care of her for over a year. Now all I have left of her is her dog.

Her parents didn’t want Simple.

8) Actually, no. Her parents live on the other side of town, closer to Rarity. It’s not like it’s out of walking distance or anything! Just, you know… further away than you’d go without having a specific reason to…

1) Pfft. Right. The rumors some ponies spread, I swear.

2) Nah. A true demon walks it off.

Speaking of which, I had the day off because of snow yesterday and finished Nocturne on hard mode- true demon ending! Lucifer gave me a scare a few times! I didn’t know he could remove buffs and debuffs!

3) It’s probably for the best.

4) Full circle!

5) A link to the picture and track! When I first read the message, I though it said melody instead of medley and was a little confused. Thanks, though!

1) I finished Krastos’ present, but now I’m not sure if I want to give it to him or not. He’s going to be really busy… He won’t get to use it. Maybe I should just try to find something to buy after all.

2) Regrettably.

3) Sounds like a minor misunderstanding. This was less of a vacation-type thing and more of an information gathering-type thing. I was specifically gathering information about orphanages.

There were several of us in each group as we traveled. Whole thing took place over only a few weeks. We were rarely in a town for a day; sometimes went through a few. Barely got to see or do anything. Extremely low funded operation. We had to even bring non-perishable food with us for nearly the whole trip.

As sort of a celebration, though, we ate at a cheaper restaurant and I got these parmesan noodles with spaghetti sauce? That was good! I’ve had it a few times since then.

Immediately after that was when I was employed as an ambonic musician.

4) I guess being walked around the hallways of the castle from one room to another. I had to be shifted around a lot. Pretty fantastic place, if you’ve never been though.

5) Well, I got through the introduction. That is a lot to look through, even without the text rips. I wasn’t aware that Ion Storm had a bad reputation at the time. I never played the game on computer, only PS2, so I got a hold of it quite a while after it first launched.

6) That’s what we called them back in the streets, and they didn’t seem to care. They referred to themselves the same way. But once I moved to Ponyville everypony was all “You can’t say that! That’s offensive!” So… I dunno. Regional, I guess.