Bon-Bon: So then I said, “No no. Oatmeal is completely normal.“

Lyra: Uh huh.

Bon-Bon: She argued for a bit about whether or not that would make it a muffin, but once I explained that you could still put icing on it she seemed to reluctantly accept.

Lyra: Greaaat…

1) Well, I can’t speak for everypony, but I do. Most ponies are vegetarians, not vegans.

2) Probably not. I remember stealing one of those old Tiger Electronics games from a dentist office. I gave it back.

3) Not generally, but everypony is different. Really, what it comes down to is properly preparing food and not eating too much junk. When it comes to you humans, you generally feed your pets and livestock what’s best for them. On the other hoof, you generally eat junk all the time, or at the very least food that isn’t optimal for your digestive system. Ponies are no different than humans in that regard. If we eat too much junk or an incorrect dietary balance, it can be harmful to our lifespan, even fatal.

But from the minimal research I’ve done after receiving the question, I believe the myth stems from tomatoes and potatoes being classified as nightshade, which often have poisons parts even if some of it is eatable.

4) You’re not a horrible pony for finding something funny. You can’t control what makes you laugh. And you aren’t a horrible pony for fetishising something either, so long as it’s not harming anypony.

No, you’re a horrible pony for bringing it up in general public, especially around others that you’re fully aware have been negatively impacted by the act. Out of everything in the world, murder, rape, and by association all forms of torture are three things that no pony should ever be desensitized to. And by constantly bringing it up and joking about it, that’s exactly what you’re attempting to do, whether you mean to or not.

And make no mistake, rape is torture.

1) Foals sure do love rhyming inappropriate things. So very mature.

2) Depends on where you are, the style when the bathroom was made or refurnished. Usually things like household income will factor in. Upkeep too.

Maybe you should ask an architect.

3) What are you talking about?

You had an idea for a question. You started writing it out; I follow that far. But past that…

Either way, I’ve never called her Derpy.

4) I think you misunderstood. I don’t care about gardening. I mean, I’ll ask Carrot Top or Apple Jack how their crops are. But that’s because I care about them, not what they yield per se.

But there are unicorn farmers. It’s just… Well, some say direct contact with magic does something to the taste of food. There’s a few unicorns that believe it, but it’s mostly pegasus and earth ponies. I don’t know where to stand on the matter; I’ve never noticed a difference, but I usually levitate food to my mouth.

5) A little. I mean, there’ll be grand festivities, certainly. But it’s not like I know the bride or groom.

6) They travel a lot.

They still see her. They’ll pick her up for a few days in between destinations. They pay for her daily essentials, and the dog too. Nice ponies, but I think they’re having a midlife crisis or something.

7) What have I told you about makin’ stuff up?