EqG Lyra: So… You’re the me from this dimension? Lyra: Yep. EqG Lyra: Wow. I’m guessing you already knew about me. Lyra: I saw you a few times while I was in your world, but I kept my distance. EqG Lyra: While you were-…? This Equestrian magic stuff is wild. Lyra: Y’all got some cool stuff too. That cellular reception is what’s up.
EqG Lyra: Oh! Is there a Bon-Bon here too? Lyra: Yeah… But she’s working right now. I’m sure you’ll be gone before she gets off. EqG Lyra: Darn… Say, are you two…? Lyra: For a few months now. EqG Lyra: Oh cool! Lyra: How about you? Are you two still…? EqG Lyra: Yeah! We’ve been dating for 2 years now! Lyra: Only two? Time must pass differently in your world.
EqG Lyra: Oh, it sounds like we’re leaving. It was nice meeting you! You’re so lucky! Lyra: Equestria has its share of problems too. Your world is still cool. EqG Lyra: Oh, not that. I meant because your Bon-Bon is such a good kisser! Bye!
[Pause]
Lyra: Great. Now I hate myself. Other dimension self. Alternate… Whatever…
Blossomforth: What? It was good! Cocoon was there! He’s always great! Lyra: Ugh! Cocoon is the worst villain in the show. Why does everycreature like him? Blossomforth: He’s devious and sneaky and dangerous and… he looks cool! He doesn’t just fight the heroes, he tricks them!
Raindrops: The doppelgangers were pretty cool.
Lyra: The doppelgangers were pretty cool- Blossomforth: Cocoon made them! Lyra: How?! Where was this skill acquired? And why was it never used until now?! Nevermind how much of a waste it all was. That plot thread went no where! Blossomforth: He needed to find the source of the heroes’ powers! Lyra: Which never would have worked if the heroes were acting like themselves! The writers could have done anything to fill in that gap, but instead they introduced these six doubles and dumbed down even Twain and Jacob just so everything would “work out”. Just like always! Every time Cocoon shows up the heroes act like lunatics! [Pause] No offense.
Princess Luna: We shall not feign that no injury was incurred.
Lyra: Sorry…
Princess Luna: You are forgiven.
Raindrops: Did… you watch the episode, your highness?
Princess Luna: Indeed. We found the plot structure to be rather juvenile, but resigned that the objective was comedy. And in that regard, believe a moderate success was enjoyed.
Bon-Bon: Kinda weird not being the only adult in the room for a change…
Well that episode sucked. Gonna have to get the ol’ cartoon club back together just so I can make fun of it.
Lyra: Welp! Here it is, Drops! Raindrops: Please don’t call me that.
Lyra: Here it is, Rains!
Raindrops: Oh my. That’s disturbing.
Lyra: Yeah, definite changeling error. But thankfully it was just a reformed changeling trying to blend in. Funny enough, there was also an alicornoperating landing lights at the airport. Didn’t get a picture of that one, but another false alarm.
Raindrops: I see. Is this why you left so suddenly?
Bon-Bon/Lyra: No!
Bon-Bon: We were just- Lyra: It was a-
Lyra: Contest! Bon-Bon: Vaca- Yes! Contest!
Raindrops: Ah-kay. At first I thought maybe it was ‘cause of your birthday.
Bon-Bon: It was! Lyra: Yes! Bon-Bon: Birthday Contest! Lyra: Grand prize! Bon-Bon: All expenses paid! Lyra: Just not for very long! Bon-Bon/Lyra: Haha!
Raindrops: Oh… Ah-kay.
Bon-Bon: So then I said, “No no. Oatmeal is completely normal.“
Lyra: Uh huh.
Bon-Bon: She argued for a bit about whether or not that would make it a muffin, but once I explained that you could still put icing on it she seemed to reluctantly accept.
Lyra: Greaaat…
Lyra: Oh, say Bon-Bon.
Bon-Bon: Mmhm.
Lyra: Remember that time Rainbow Dash flew in out of nowhere and ruined our souvenir photos while screaming like a mad mare?
Bon-Bon: Well, if I ever manage to forget we have the photos to remember it by.
Lyra: Huh. Those clouds look sorta funny…
Raindrops: The picture is sideways. We’re in the middle of the vertical climb in a loop-de-loop.
Lyra: Woof. I never really thought about all the orientation-screwing those kinds of maneuvers must cause.
Blossomforth: You haven’t got a clue…
I think there are easier ways to make a moat.
Bon-Bon: Sorry you had to miss the show.
Lyra: Hey, no problem. Somepony had to, uh, deal with that stranded cargo. And one of us just had to be there. And I know that Liza wanted to watch the show, so it only made sense. I’m just glad that thing was so agreeable. Seemed like they were willing to forget the entire incident.
Bon-Bon: I’m sure quite a few ponies will be happy to hear that. Things cleaned up pretty nicely on my end as well.
Lyra: Nice picture by the way!
Bon-Bon: Thanks! It’s a gift!
Wow! I never thought I’d say this, but that was an incredible trick! Great job, Trixie!
Not sure what Starlight Glimmer was doing up there though.
