Oh no, @420characters! Some ne'er-do-well youth has desecrated our monumental county water tower! Who could have perpetrated this most heinous of crimes?
asklyra submitted:
You stop that smiling young lady, this is very serious!
You can’t tell her what to do, you’re not her real dad!
I laughed pretty good at this one, actually! The subtle little edit to go with the sign made it all the more better. Kudos to you, Lyra! (and totally not a mod or something, totally just Lyra).
Lyra. Master of comedy.
Come! On! You! Poor unfortunate soul! Go ahead! Make your choice! I’m a very Sexxi Bbz and I haven’t got all day. It won’t cost much, just your voice!
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OH! CUZ IM URSULA! LOL YES!! NICE!!
I LOVE THIS. ALL THE TENTACLES AND SUCH, AND THE QUOTE!! TERRIFIC!!
10/10 I LOVE IT, THANKS!! <3 <3
Oh my Celestia! You should draw your human OC with my human OC doing-... I don't know, human stuff! Like... Oh! Like driving a speed boat!
i dont even know what ur human OC loOKS LIKE, YOU NER—…omfg do u mean that re-color of that one actor. i s2g lyra.
no lol, human OC time is over. the joke’s already old, im so sorry.
Lyra: Well, we talked it over with her mother-
Bon-Bon: And with careful supervision-
Lyra: I’d like welcome the newest question answerer to AskLyra: Tootsie!
[Pause]
Lyra: I mean Liza!
Liza: Thank you! It’s an honor to officially join in!
Lyra: Looking at the screen though, you don’t think maybe I could just call you Tootsie on the computer, do you? Liza and Lyra look an awful-lot alike.
Tootsie?: Hmm… I’ll think about it.
1) Lyra: Well?
Bon-Bon: Eh.
Tootsie: PaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2) Me neither…
No translation this time. HAHA!
and I know one thing: google translator is useless to understand this post :D
but don’t worry, there are no bad word!
(I will let you know if you want.)
Oh, you cheeky devil, you.
You’d really leave your old buddy Lyra in the dark about what you said? I’m hurt, Spike! I thought we were Canterlot homies!
[Original ask lost. Something to the effect of translation via magic.]
Well, I didn’t think I could, but maybe… Hr~ng…
[Gasping for breath] That… that takes a lot out of you… Excuse me while I pass out on to the… on to the floo-…
[Thud]
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Yes, I’d like to know what you said.
1) Woah woah woah! I said I didn’t do very well. But that was mostly because I rarely had time to do homework. And I didn’t flunk out of anything, thank you very much! I left for personal reasons. I could go back!
2) … Okay. I could have saved you some time on that, what with the horns, wings, abnormal strength, and heightened intelligence.
3) Magic can be used to generate heat. Does that count?
No thank- Nnnnooooo tttthhhhaaaaannnkkkk yyyoooouuuuUUU!
5) Welp.
6) Excuse me? (Caution: rewinding the video leads to explicit language/adult situations)
I know you’re trying to get me to… reply with an antonym to yes, but you’ll have to work for it!
1) Does she even want Pokemon B&W2? I don’t think I’ve heard her mention it.
2) That sounds lovely. Where are you right now?
3) And I’m just saying, I have no ability to make that happen. You’re preaching to the choir, which is sort of without purpose.
4) This was the post that I initially heard about it from. Don’t really have anything to say about it. Don’t really care enough to be honest.
5)
6) Can my goals be ethereal and not truly formed? I mean, right now I’m just trying to get rid of some debt and play some bills.
Edit: Source I put isn’t showing up on my dashboard. So, here it is.
1) Are we still on this subject?
Though I gotta tell you, some of those are pretty scary. I mean, Courage has never lost. Drunk ponies can always be dangerous. Homsar is terrifying. Foals with sharp hooks?
2) I think the obvious answer is that I’m already a zombie. But if I wasn’t, I guess I’d turn a sickly pale? And red eyes! Gotta have the red eyes to be scary.
