1) I’ll be the first to admit that, in the grand scheme of things, I don’t know jack about music. But if there’s one thing I always remember, it’s to stay away from that hotel.

2) I’m sorry, all I heard was-

3) Some random b-… beautiful young mare, yanked my mane and Krastos had to hold me back.

4) No more hate. No more ponies hurting each other intentionally. Everypony is free to not like one another, but no more violence.

There are certain things that exist in our world that, if removed, eliminate purpose. But wonton violence or fighting over plentiful resources isn’t one of them.

5) Please don’t.

6) There wasn’t any. Not for me, at least.

7) Hub Network just sounds like a system. And Hasbro, a brand. You won’t fool me that easily.

1) I would have said alright, but I’m not really comfortable hugging somepony after they just called me that.

2) Remember when I said interim? That means before you develop that kind of technology.

3) Why?

4) How about a chocolate helicopter instead?

5) I remember this one dream I had a couple of times about home invasion, only it was my home. I’d walk around and could see the edge of something pass around a corner whenever I got close. Then the last time it would happen there’d be no other corners to go around, and I’d follow it and then some kind of monster would lunge at me.

Maybe not the scariest, but it would always wake me up with a jump. That and the ones about falling. I’d always be trying to help somepony in those, but I’d fail and we’d all fall.

6) I… Uh… Wow… I only said that because they rhymed. These are weird. (Warning: … I don’t know? It looks like a children’s cartoon that takes place in an erotic dance hall. Nothing explicit, but there’s some suggestive animation.)

7) No. They’re mine now. My new castanet.

Okay. So I guessing everypony would expect me to say something super benevolent and sacrificial, right? But I figure this is my dream, right? Something I’d want, for me.

Okay, so dig this. Sold out Mareison Square Garden. Whoever the biggest name in rock is at the time, plus me on stage. Bonus points if they end up being, or currently are, renowned like AC/DC or Queen in their height.

Me and their lead guitarist have a rock duel to a special arrangement of the grunge instrumental Resurrection by COIL and the Ropeland Remix combined. I play bass on my Lyre and the performance ends with the Ropeland’s guitar/bass harmony outro.

Crowd can’t stop cheering to save their lives…

[Audible Sigh]

…

That, will never, ever happen. But it’s fun to dream.