Ask Lyra

I read it as "gothic sourness", but that still doesn't make sense. Anyway, I must concur with the land kitty: You are my favorite pony that looks like me and has the same name (or, if we're going with birth names, a similar name) ~ ask-seapony-lyra

Anonymous

B: Seapony?

That’s not that half of it.

Lyra pony, is the best pony. So stuff it Mr. Suit.

theblackstrawberry

B: I’ve never worn a suit in my life. And while ‘best’ seems a little… presumptuous, all things considered, she certainly is quite a mare.

Thanks…

You don't know me, which is probably for the best... but I've been observing the goings on here for a while now and would like to extend to you an offer for any aid you may need, please feel free to call upon me any time and don't worry about your "friends", I'm sure I can think up quite a few ways to keep them occupied... Now if you'll excuse me, I think I have a fire to put out in the back of the workshop... again.

colfaxstormrider

B: You contacting third parties now?

No. Whoever this is, thank you for the offer, but I’d rather you didn’t get involved.

minty, err.. lyra. lyra whats this guy and doing who is he? he is making all your answers sound sad, i thought you were a happy pony. i dont like this guy.

garyyo

It’s not his fault. I’m not exactly in a happy mood.

OMG Lyra. Dis dood souns lik a giantagic prep. u huff mai goffik sauroness.

askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa

B: What is she saying at the end? I get seriousness, but-

I haven’t a clue.

Any chance I could still visit you? Will you please see my show Monday?

hornuraakemi

Will you still be here tomorrow, or Monday?

B: That’s not really up to me, now is it?

So has this colt being poking fun at personal things about you... Like the fact you're a mint that has adopted a marshmallow, or the fact you're a mint dating a teddy bear?

Anonymous

B: A bear? Is what what you’re up to these days?

Celestia [omitted] all to [omitted]…

B: My word… Is he a big bear?

Ugh…

B: Goodness me, that is big.

Just shut up…

Dat sux. U wanna barrow mai gun?

askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa

B: A gun?

B: Would you like to borrow this mare’s gun, Lyra?

…

B: I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that-Would you like to kill me? Not like I’m taking time out of my day or anything to be here.

…

B: I didn’t think so, but I just wanted to check.

do you really want to be a human

Anonymous

B: And exactly what is this one about?

I… I got nothin’…

B: Suit yourself.

Lyra your sidebar is really amazing...good stuff!

gasmask-dad-deactivated20160703

B: They really are pretty good, Lyra. A lot better than back at the castle.

They’re just recordings, they aren’t live or anything… I splice sections together to get them to sound right…

B: All that means is you’ve found a way to present yourself better. Should have been doing that years ago.

LYRA YOU SAID PRICK AND THAT'S AN OFFENSIVE WORD

Anonymous

Sorry!

B: You baby these foals too much, Lyra.

Hay Liera wut is goin on poni?

askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa

B: The [omitted] did that mare say?

I have a house “guest” right now. Nothing to be concerned about.

This CUE agent seems to be pretty depressing. I'm guessing they never were given any training on trying to be considerate of the feelings of the public.