1) What? Me? No. I mean, pfft. Right? I mean, I have a Rainbow Dash wig but so does everypony.

2) SonicxTails? Bleh. They’re so awful together. I mean, SonicxKnuckles I could kinda see, but Sonic and Tails only even seem to be friends by association.

First ship… Maybe NessxPaula? I mean, if I shipped something they were usually characters I made in games like Disgaea or Ogre Battle. That’s like, not even noncanon. That’s uncanon.

3) Pinkie Twi? It just doesn’t work. Ponies be all “Opposites attract!” No. No. You have to have a solid foundation. Common understanding of what is acceptable behavior. Pinkie just doesn’t have the patience for Twilight’s agenda. And Twilight isn’t willing enough to put off nonessential duty for fun. Bad pairing. Bad bad pairing. Ends in tears.

Also, I should stop talking about shipping ponies I know. Now that I hear myself talking, eh, kinda creeping myself out.