Bon-Bon: What?

Lyra: What?

Bon-Bon: You can’t be serious.

Lyra: Hey, I’m not saying I don’t like Vanilla Strawberry Cream. I’m just saying it’s not always the best.

Bon-Bon: That doesn’t make any sense. You love Vanilla Strawberry. It’s your favorite ice cream, it’s your favorite cake. It’s your favorite ice cream cake. It’s your favorite cookie, it’s your favorite candy. If I knew how to bake it into a bagel, it’d be your favorite bagel. And you don’t even like bagels!

Lyra: Shows how much you know. I love strawberry bagels!

Bon-Bon: This is exactly what I’m talking about!

Lyra: I’m talking about Vanilla Strawberry Cream! They put it on everything!

Bon-Bon: Of course they do! We make what sells! And your conveniently deniable obsession with Vanilla Strawberry drives the entire market! It can’t possibly be overused!

Lyra: [Scoff] Well I think Vanilla Strawberry Cream is overused!

Bon-Bon: Hmph!

Spike: Yes! Fighting! [Pause] Uh… I mean, what seems to be the problem?