Tootsie: The CMC said they went camping over the weekend.

Bon-Bon: Well that’s nice and wholesome.

Tootsie: Yeah, except they said they were attacked by a swarm of Flyders?
Bon-Bon: [Coughing][Sputtering] FLYDERS?!

Tootsie: Ye-
Bon-Bon: Where were they?!

Tootsie: I-Iuh… W-Winsome Falls?

Bon-Bon: That’s not far from here… Close all the windows! Call Lyra and tell her to get back here ASAP! I’ve got to contact the town exterminator! They have to prepare for this!

Tootsie: Bon-Bon! Wait! What’s a-…! What’s a Flyder?

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Tagged: bonbon, tootsie flute, Campfire Tales, Flyder, not lyra, Spiders? Valuable insect population controllers, Flyders? Demons spawned from the darkest puss-stained canker sores of Tartarus, Think locusts mixed with piranhas only their bites are venomous, And they can shoot out web like a projectile strong enough to bind you, A swarm will literally hunt kill and eat an adult pony!, Storytime, .