Real quick I’d like to offer a special thanks to tumblr for deciding I don’t need to see my post editing buttons tonight. It was really fun to hit the quote button like eight times while searching for the upload picture button.
1) Alright. Gonna go ahead and file that under “things I didn’t need to know about my friends’ hygiene.”
2) Handle? I can handle about anything you can conceive. I’ve seen things that were real. That doesn’t mean I want to see any of it.
3) Griffons have always hated us. Some deal better than others. I imagine Gilda is welcome to come and go as she pleases because she’s been here before. I think I heard somepony mention she went to flight camp with Rainbow Dash.
Further, I think Gilda is technically a citizen of Equestria.
4) I’m pretty sure that’s the kind of thing you can sue over. Poor maintenance/upkeep leading to injury is a pretty serious issue. Well, at least she could have at the time. I’m sure it’d be impossible to fully investigate having three years passed.
Either way I’m incredibly sorry. That’s a horrible thing to have happen. I’d like to hope that she fully recovers eventually, but to be honest she probably has permanent nerve damage. It may eventually lead to a more serious issue and necessitate surgery. Bon-Bon’s mother had to have something like that done once.
5) I danced around with an orange bowl on my head and called Bon-Bon “Bennedetto” for the day.
And I did not stop.
