Hey Lyra, do you have any advice on how to sit like you? I keep falling off the bench.
Um… No.
It’s just how I sit. I’ve always done it. It’s actually uncomfortable for me to sit like everypony else. Pushes against my stomach and makes my legs fall asleep. Maybe it’s something you have to grow up doing? I don’t know what to tell you.
But I will say this, because I’ve heard it before. It has nothing to do with using Poison Joke.
You're not alone Lyra, I sit like you do!
That’s cool, I guess.
It’s just how I’m comfortable. I don’t consider it part of my identity or anything.
are you used to sitting like that?
I tried before, and dear celestia it hurt

Anonymous
Hold on, there’s a comic for that. Kinda scrunched, though.

Inaccurate, sure, but whatever’s funny!
Honestly, though? Why would I sit like that if it was uncomfortable?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
I’ll go the comedic route and say park benches.
Oh Flanderization, where would we be without you?