1) Well, it was going to be next Tuesday, but somepony just ruined it. Now I’ll have to move things around.

2) This is my favorite kind of question. Really. I just love thinking about this.

3) Well played, little filly.

4) I’m sorry. I’m not used to differing economic models. Could you explain?

5) Somewhere between two and seven percent, I imagine. I’m only guessing, though.

6) None that come to mind.

7) Oh sweetheart, you opened up my eyes.

But that is still a stupid name.

1) B: You are dumb as a board and twice as entertaining. Too bad boards aren’t entertaining or you’d be in business.

2) B: Hey stupid! It’s the question about the thing!

I haven’t seen it!

B: She hasn’t seen it.

3) B: Got a list here. You, Lyra, Bon-Bon, Krastos, Krastos’ brother Harry, Sweetie Belle, Rarity is marked as a maybe, their parents, Tootsie Flute, her parents, York, Black Strawberry, Fuse Light, and something called a “Sexxi Bby” whatever that is.

B: I won’t be present. Unless I need to be.

4) B: She’ll let you know who actually shows up, I’m sure.

5) B: I’m just helping out while she and the household are busy getting ready. But I do check her account from time to time.

6) B: Hey stupid-!

I said I hadn’t seen it!

B: No, the other one!

That doesn’t have just one definition!

B: She needs more clarification.

B: Oh, and I’m supposed to link this song.

1) What’s a Mexican?

I’m just playin’. I prefer if it’s not too spicy.

2) How did pumps become a thing in your world?

Shoes on the other hoof now, isn’t it?

3) Nope. Still a lyre.

4) Plot is to backstory as plot is to butt?

5) And that’s why we’re better off not being able to understand the common, household dog.

6) If you say so.

7) Sorry.

8) …

1) Sure! That particular submission isn’t an upload to tumblr, it’s a direct link to the site it was uploaded to. If the picture at the source of that link changes, it will reflect here.

2) Actually, I have no idea what you mean. I didn’t even ask who you were, I said “how are you?” I remember you.

3) What?! W-wait a minute! You can’t do this! There’s a hurricane scheduled to pass right next to Ponyville! Like now! What if something goes wrong?!

You will rue the day!

4) Sorry, I didn’t mean to offend. This Korean War sounds very strange. I’ve never heard of a proxy war before.