1) I broke it. And no thank you.

2) Yes. YES! I will control chaos! I will control discord! I will be a dark and terrible queen! And I might punch Lucario IN THE MOUTH!

3) I think the last time I cared about E3 was back when G4 was ZDTV. You know, when it was good. For the most part I just wait until they’re on the market.

Wow, there’s been eight of those? I was pretty good with the 64 version. And the original’s Rainbow Road was super hard.

4) Sure, I’m alright. How are you?

B: I’m fine.

1) Bon-Bon: Aw. You’re just the sweetest thing! I’m waiting for my favorite author to release another novel, so for now I’m reading a book called The Third Eye Alumni. Its draw seems to be that the story is told through the villains’ perspective, which are a group of psychics that use their powers to predict and manipulate events. It sounds smart, but its execution is pretty stupid. I might not finish it.

2) I try to. I don’t always remember though. Back in R/B/Y I had to go all the way back through the Unknown Dungeon because of that.

3) B: If you think one of the most well-trained guards in Equ-

Ex. Ex-Guard.

B: … One of the formerly most well-trained guards in Equestria can be coerced into revealing information against his will, then you’re not qualified to operate a push mower.

4) Oh, well I’m glad you’re not upset! I just wanted to make sure you knew for the future.

1) Uh… Okay? Not that I talk to York too much these days, but he’s never mentioned you before. Then again, most of his conversations involve movies I’ve never heard of or actors I don’t recognize by name.

2) I know what they were thinking. “Children will have a harder time breaking this and it’ll be cheaper for parents to buy.”

No PokeCenter wasn’t so bad. Mostly you just have to watch your PP levels, strike super-effectively for efficiency, and replace moves accordingly. At least until you get your first Leppa Berry. Granted, that’s quite a while, but there are a few points in the game where your Pokemon are auto-healed.

3) Bon-Bon: Oh my gosh! That’s exactly what she does!

Lyra: Sh-shut up!

4) Spike, you know I’m usually the first to come to your defense. But that was not alright.

1) Yes, but strictly amateur; I’ve never entered a real match. I don’t want to get hurt. I got into it as a form of self-defense. My training was mostly shadowboxing, instruction, and then sparring. We didn’t go to a gym or anything, so we didn’t have much, like, equipment.

Basically, I was taught by one pegasus. Sparred with others, but he created the foundation. And who was this stallion, you ask? Well…

2) I’ve tried, but I can never find anything I want or can afford. I went to the Trader’s Exchange with Bon-Bon, but I didn’t bring anything. She got a hat. I sound more like this (which I first thought was a filly singing, but explains why I’ve been told I sound like a colt).

3) Electric again, huh? I wonder if I have the same three pokemon in there as last time. Once I can, I’ll tell you what yours is and which pokemon are in there. Also, I’m pretty sure there are less expensive ways of getting a Slurpuff.

4) In the original, Yoshi at first, then Kirby. In Melee, I used a lot of Falco, Roy and Mewtwo. I didn’t play Brawl much, but I think maybe Link more than the rest. I wish there had been a mode where you could use the stickers from Subspace in a regular fight. I was kinda disappointed.

5) Watch yourself or you’ll have to pay the troll toll.

6) Hmm… Very realistic. But I think that’s a drawing.

What was that? Not only permission to gush but an outright request? WELL! HOW CAN I SAY NO TO THAT!?

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1) Congratulations! I still owe quite a sum. I’d probably be paid off by now if not for that one semester at a university.

2) Great! Can’t wait! Just let me know what time or message me when you’re around!

3) I had but I hadn’t looked it up until I got this message. It looks pretty cool! Not so sure about starting at level 50, though. When WoW did that with Death Knights the level cap was 70. It’s still only 60 in Tera.

Also, super lazy developers for making it exclusive to Mithra- I mean Elin. No excuse for that.

4) Bon-Bon: Lyra conveniently hurt her leg by… how was it again?

Lyra: Sitting. Sitting with my leg bent too long.

Bon-Bon: Which is evidently a thing that can happen.

Lyra: I can taste the sarcasm in the air. It really did and still does hurt!

Bon-Bon: But only when you bend it.

Lyra: Only when I bend it more than a forty-five degree angle.

Bon-Bon: Right. Right. But as for me, I just helped out where needed.

1) Bon-Bon: Oh it was fine. Despite anything Lyra might say. It’s not like they even stayed here at night.

2) Lyra: Weather has been pretty nice lately, same as you. And from what I’ve heard it’s about to be not-so-nice, same as you. I wonder if there’s a correlation.

Bon-Bon: I guess it did impact sales. Didn’t really think about it when it was going on. When stocking up on the necessities, candy isn’t really high on the list. Probably why there was so much left over.

3) How about Friday? If that’s too soon Tuesday would be fine too.

4) S-sorry, Grey. I didn’t mean to upset you.

Doug was pretty cool! I think that was the first show where I liked the side characters more than the main character.

5) You know what surprised me? I saw most of The Croods during a sort-of school party for the foals and it wound up being pretty good! Somehow. I mean, from the commercials it looked abyssal! But there was no unnecessary villain wasting screentime and as a result you got to know the characters well and they all had a lot of heart.

1) Ha ha! I don’t remember that! Though that does leave one wondering what sort of contorted position the bear would have to be in for them to be exposed.

2) Sure, Strawberry. Sorry I didn’t get back to you sooner. Some of Bon-Bon’s family was in town.

3) Well if you don’t know, I don’t know. I sort of live somewhere else, you know?

All I see are all the internet jokes and memes. I just didn’t care for the series much. The first movie was alright. That’s about it. Oh, dig this Wikipedia quote though:

“Shrek established DreamWorks Animation as a prime competitor to Pixar in the field of feature film animation, particularly in computer animation.”

PFFFFFT! Pixar has no competition!

1) Since I use the same team through the whole game, it has to be picked carefully. Though I am basically picking cool Pokemon too. Just cool Pokemon that I’ve also researched and that are powerful/diverse.

I love Beedrill, but I haven’t used it since Blue. Its statistics just aren’t there. I would love for them to add in some kind of equalizer system where weaker Pokemon could have their base stats brought up to par with the 500-600 range (in addition to EVs).

2) I miss Rocko’s Modern Life. I was just getting old enough to understand some of the… special jokes when they stopped airing it.

3) Aw. What’s wrong? Don’t like Shrek? I bet you wish it was ogre.

Nothing comes to mind, no.

1) Wow! You’re some kinda fast! Just let me know when you’re on and I’ll come play! Can’t wait to relearn how to Warrior!

2) That’s very thoughtful of you!

Oh, and the stuff you sent… well… they weren’t really any good.

But hey! If you get to level 55 I have some blue-tier plate gauntlets you can have! The only interest I have in playing Lancer is how cool the female Amani look in their combat stance, and my Berserker is on another server.

All the female Amani combat stances are cool. They’re my favorite.

1) Yeah… If City of Heroes was still around it wouldn’t matter what level either of us were. That was a great hang-out game.

To be honest, it might be easier for you to keep going until you hit around 40 or so and I just switch to my Warrior. If you can, that is. I can still try to catch up, but I’m sort of dividing my time right now.

2) Bon-Bon: Ah-ha. I find that a little hard to swallow.

Bon-Bon: But yes, busy season is over. Just about finished cleaning up the leftover Hearts and Hooves stock. It’s so unpredictable. You stock up heavy on one thing because it sold out early last year, and you wind up with more left over than if you’d got the same amount as before. Meanwhile something that almost never sells explodes and I’m struggling to keep up before February even starts!

1) I’ve heard nothing but good things, but…

I’m just a po~or ma~re! I ain’t got no money!

2) So… what you’re saying is… Fluttershy sent the top one and you sent the bottom one.

3) You do realize I’m publishing these as revenge for Thanksgiving, right? Just want to make sure you know why.

4) Not to spoil anything, but “that one guy and his group are traitors” doesn’t really mean much in that game.

I think I know where you are. Not sure how fast I can catch up, though. Don’t wait for me if you can manage without. Don’t want to slow you down.

5) The reason Golurk can fly is probably because it’s a ghost. That’d be another cool Eevee; ghost-type.

I’ve seen the still artwork of each Mega Evolution, but I’ve only seen a hoofful in motion.

Oh! Speaking of, thanks to the help of Grey, I’ve restarted my file with some carry over items and my new team is ready! This time I’ve got Protean Froakie, Iron Fist Chimchar, Golett, Inkay, Cleffa, and Mareep.

Still need to EV train them all first, though.

1) Yeah… Scootaloo almost dying from alcohol poisoning at a party I threw isn’t exactly one of my fondest memories.

I do miss that Scootaloo, though. But the current one is pretty cool too! Ah… multiple tenuously intersecting dimensions are weird.

But hey! Thanks for the message! You’ve clearly been around for a while! (Sorry if I should recognize you.)

2) No. I mean, some ponies might not mind getting a little dirty, but I don’t know any that love being covered in mud.

Did I say love? I meant like. That’s what you said anyway.

1) Bon-Bon: Well, thank you but they always got in the way.

B: Hate to break this to you, but somepony already tried the whole puppy thing. Doomed to failure from the start, of course. But as far as ludicrous conquest plans go, it wound up being quite threatening. Before it was all over they completely took over Hoofington; and the population there didn’t even know it.

2) Yes. In fact, there’s quite a few ponies that look nearly identical to one another. Strange phenomenon that has something to do with near-perfect genetic match-ups going back to common ancestors.

I was at the royal wedding. But during the attack I spent most of my time running around the streets trying to get ponies to safety. She told me about it after the fact, but Professor Lyra (inactive) was mind-controlled.

Older followers might remember that Professor Lyra was the one that gave Krastos his present home in Ponyville, after she moved to Canterlot.

1) Bon-Bon: I have… space issues. How about you not do that anymore? For me.

2) That’s great! I knew it had to be possible, but my futile efforts amounted to little more than smashing my face against a wall.

3) I think I saw somepony else reply to one, but I don’t know if they got as many as I did.

4) Two of the names are even the same! Check the post again if you didn’t notice.

5) I found it here where you can buy a print, if you want!

6) Senior year was a very strange year.

7) Well, if we knew ahead of time, we’d do something to help them, right? It does no good to blame ourselves.