Bon-Bon: Too far, Lyra! Too far!

Lyra: Oh and the honey from the shower faucet was perfectly fine!

Bon-Bon: That was brief! I can’t sit on the toilet all day! I have work to do!

Lyra: It’s Saturday and the slower half of the year, don’t give me that crap.

Bon-Bon: Oh you’re going to get something when this passes!

Lyra: Just remember to flush every so often! HA! HA! HA!

Lyra: So I had just finished eating a cookie and I had to sneeze. So I sneezed through my mouth and I looked in the napkin and there was this bright crimson red and for just a moment I was all “Oh no! Bon-Bon’s killed me!“ And then I remembered it was a red velvet cookie I ate.

Bon-Bon: Geez, Lyra. It’s just a prank war. Nothing to lose your head over. By the way, you may want to forgo showering for the foreseeable future.

Lyra: Oh yeah? How about I just use your shower? Hmm? Checkmate!

[Pause]

Bon-Bon: Couldn’t lead her along any easier if you gave me a leash.

pilesoflances:

Have some endearing Lyra trying to impress Bon Bon

Bon-Bon: Get up, sleepyhead. We’re at the market!

Lyra: Don’t call further attention to this.

Bon-Bon: Aw, is somepony cranky? Do I need to carry you and the groceries home?

Lyra: Are you recording thi-?!

asklyra:

beyoncepatronus:

a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?

some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop

the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..

Bon-Bon: Don’t mind me. Just leaving this here. For someone.

Oh kiss my backside, Bon-Bon!

beyoncepatronus:

a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?

some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop

the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..

Bon-Bon: Don’t mind me. Just leaving this here. For someone.