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1) Even if I was enough of a rat [omitted] to do something so completely insensitive, that’s a very dangerous solution. If something happens to Boscov, how am I suppose to take care of him and me if I don’t have a job?

2) About as much as their own funeral.

I recommend cremation. Coffins are expensive.

3) I’m confused. How are we…? I mean…

4) Probably do some research and appoint somepony else in my stead. Best will I can show is the recognition that I’m totally unfit to lead a town.

5) I have not, no.

6) Look, for the last time, I’m not allowed to talk about Bon-Bon’s massive bondage gear collection.

Heh heh heh…

I’m just playing. She does have a whip, though. Whenever I ask about it, she keeps saying something cryptic like, “I’ll have to tell you about that little adventure some other time.”

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1) Well… I mean my memory isn’t all that-…

Oh dear…

2) Uh…

3) All the better to hear your text with, my dear.

4) I miss Gilda… Also, I’d love to see that scene with Spike.

TONIGHT ON ONE LYRA TO LIVE: SWEETIE BELLE LOSES HER MIND IN A BATTLE OF WITS WITH PINKIE PIE. TWILIGHT MANAGES TI LIGHT PONYVILLE ON FIRE AFTER FINDING PORN UNDER SPIKE'S BED. RARITY FINALLY FINDS THE MARE WHO MURDERED HER LONG LOST BROTHER SPARITY. LYRA FIGHTS FOR HER LIFE IN A CAGE MATCH WITH A WENDIGO. BOSCO SUES A CHOCOLATE MILK MAKER FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT AND GILDA FINALLY FINDS THE TRIFORCE. ALL THIS AND MORE ON TONIGHTS, ONE LYRA TO LIVE.

Holy [omitted]! Where the [omitted] have you been?!