Princess Twilight Sparkle? She’s from where?

This is dumb. It’s probably not even a real show.

Why do they always ask that? I’m just a pony!

Bon-Bon? I don’t know about that, but I bet Scootaloo’s mother is.
Hey!

I know the answer to that. But I bet you three don’t!

… Ser'ously? I live on a farm.

How am I thuppothed to know what thong that ith?

It-sounds-like-a-radial-awesome-episode-and-I-absolutely-cannot-wait-until-this-friday!

Lyra: What type of horrible conditions are we talkin’ about here? Horrible working conditions? Horrible sanitation conditions? Or are we goin’ full on soylent greens is ponies?

Bon-Bon: Not gonna lie; done that before. Well, I mean not cookies, but with candy. Don’t really do it anymore. There was a mix-up once. Was supposed to be for a bachelorette party but wound up being some minors for a sleepover. Was sort of lucky to have not been sued by the parents.

Lyra: “And I bet you thought you could get away with putting Scootaloo in the hospital didn’t you? DIDN’T YOU?! But I was wise to your games, Monsieur French Fry; if that even is your real name.”

Bon-Bon: Wow, that was a horrible Sweetie Belle.

Lyra: Shut up.

Bon-Bon: Considering her intake, I’m pretty sure Pinkie’s teeth are as indestructible as her stomach.

Lyra: I want to say Krastos told me he was a cheerleader in high school, but I can’t remember if that was him or not.

Bon-Bon: And I don’t know who that Beyonce is.

Lyra: I promise you you’ve at least heard Single Ladies before. And it’s Beyoncé.

Bon-Bon: Well excuse mé.

Bon-Bon: Goodness gracious! I’m good, but I’m only a pony!

Lyra: Hilariously enough, judging by past experiences, I don’t think B-Cov would mind a bag of spiders in his bed.

Bon-Bon: But if Spike fell down a well, who would tell Twilight?

Lyra: What…?

Bon-Bon: You know, ‘cause of the movie. The one with the high school, and Spike is a-

Lyra: Oh Cels [omitted], Bon-Bon!

Bon-Bon: Oh-ho, did I strike a nerve? So this is what it feels like to make somepony storm off in rage and disgust. Hmhm… I should try it more often.

Lyra: What would being a secret madame connote? Also, I had to look up 1 Direction. Which makes me feel bad considering they’re evidently a pretty big deal.

Bon-Bon: Now I know I’ve heard of Faberge Eggs before…

Lyra: I… I am that one fat guy behind the dumpster!

Bon-Bon: [Audible gasp]

Lyra: Testing out deodorants sounds like a long process. And I don’t think Twilight would make a very successful movie.

Bon-Bon: What are Easter Eggs?

Lyra: Woo! Willie!

Bon-Bon: Woo! Potato!

Lyra: Now wasn’t this fun?

Bon-Bon: Eh.

Lyra: Oh- you suck.

Lyra: I would love to see a celebrity gossip spot with Krastos. Overall, though, I find it highly suspect that a show called Bon-Bon and Lyra seems to have neither of us in it. Unless one of us is dressed up as that one fat guy behind the dumpster.

Bon-Bon: … What are you talking about? What is this?

Lyra: Oh, that’s right. This is your first time seeing One Lyra to Live, isn’t it?

Bon-Bon: What?

Lyra: What was the Gilda version called again? As the Griffon Flies? Days of our Gilda?

Bon-Bon: What?

Edit: Lyra: Found it! It was As the Griffon Flies!

You mean Menudo?

This sounds like a packed episode. I wonder how Bon-Bon joining Menudo would impact Mr. Cake forming a boy band.

And I think we all know there’s going to be shenanigans with Sweetie Belle’s new boyfriend meeting me.

Salu~t, Man From My Past!

If Bon-Bon becomes the Queen of Canterlot, does that make her Ruler of Equestria?

Also, I want a Prius.

What’s a Prius?

Ya~y! Congratulations!

“Officer D, this crumble cake is lookin’ a little too crumbly if you ask me.”

Please don’t leave me again. I missed you.

Also, didn’t you say you might get something published? How did that turn out?

1) Uh… What do they say?

2) Play video games, write, do tumblr stuff, trying to get a little bit of drawing in there too. Play music, obviously, but not the sort of thing I’d record and upload.

[Audible Sigh]

I can play alright if I’m given the proper key, but without that I just can’t seem to figure it out on my own.

3) Too bad I’ve never seen the show. Interesting crossover, though!

Also I can’t cook.

1) Enjoyed that name drop, did you?

Go Go Power Rangers! You Mighty Morphin’ Power Range~r~s!

2) No, I sleep with combat boots and a pair of shorts. I also wear a long, tattered cape, bracers with fake hands, color my mane, and wear a full body costume with accompanying mask.

I look like this when I sleep.

1) I know three girls that could teach you far better than I.

2) A scorpion?! This is a terrible episode!

Ahhh~! Spiders!

AHHHHH~! BIEBER!

1) Mmhm.

2) I usually say something like, “Have a good one!” or “Have a good night!” Good bye sounds sort of indifferent.

3) I wouldn’t do that if I were you. But it’s your choice.

4) Are there ever any bad episodes? These are all gold!

I wouldn’t wish that on Twilight or anypony.

He always plays the same character in every movie!

Edit: The rest of those sound pretty cool! Good episode!