I think it already is. I think you should come clean, or otherwise I’m gonna grill you on this until you’re well done. You can always just, you know, tell me privately if it’s so embarrassing.
Excuse me, Mister Cake, but I believe I’m allowed to find somepony attractive without having to stand trial. It doesn’t mean I want to go out with you or break up your marriage, but I just know it’s going to get spun around that way. Which is why I wanted to let it go.
Now can we drop it? I’m pretty sure my bearfriend doesn’t want to read about this any further.
