Can you dump the bear please?
Anonymous

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at least im better than a bear
Anonymous

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Seeing as how things don't look like they'll work out with Krastos, wanna try dating an anon?
Anonymous

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Gasp! There's something on your face! *punch* It was PAIN!
Anonymous

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I'll take your avoiding the answer as a most likely.
Anonymous

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So, that's a yes for the creamy buns, right?
Anonymous

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... How do you know your horn doesn't taste like mint?

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Does your horn taste like mint?
Anonymous

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Is it true that Unicorn horns are sort of like Popsicles in that they taste certain flavors when they're licked? For instance, if somepony licked the horn of somepony who looked watermelon-ish, they would taste watermelon?
Anonymous

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How do you feel about Secret Butt Fun?
Anonymous

No.