1) That sounds like the worst idea.

2) I dunno. Looks a little too complicated. Too many steps.

3) No.

4) ‘Kay bye!

5) Nope. Because I’m not obsessed with humans. Nor am I that good at thinking up lyrics.

6) How mnemonic. Too bad it’s such a terrible one.

7) I think you already did this joke, whatever it’s supposed to be referencing.

1 & 2) These being one after the other was pretty funny.

3) Well, I have a theory that attempts to explain that. But I don’t want to sound crazy.

er.

4) No.

5) Good thing this wasn’t a test on your reaction time. When’d I say that, a year ago?

6) Not in particular. When I’m not at work, I’m working on a musical piece for Nightmare Night and playing Front Mission 2. On top of everything else, that is.

7) I have no idea what to say here.

1) I keep getting called that, so I guess so. I don’t identify with any particular way of thinking, just what I’ve developed over time.

2) I’m sorry- Breadth of questions. Contain what now?

3) Are we talking metaphysical or…? (Warning: Freaking awesome link. )

4) Yeah. Really weird how you have to kick them away at just the right time, too.

5) Great.

6 & 7) No.

8) Nopony loves you!

krastosthegluemaker said: Actually, the RCA Lyra was an early MP3 player. I had one, and it was neat at the time. Sure, it could only hold one-and-a-half worth of a CD album, but that’s still 50% more songs than a CD album.

1) You could fix my computer.

2) I know Applejack wears socks, but I don’t know anything about underwear.

3) What a coincidence! I need… Oh, let’s see… About the equivalent of 600 USD. If I’m lucky.

4) No! That’s not me! I’m a nice pony!

5) I’m a nice pony that doesn’t know what this guy is saying.

6) No.

7) Edit: Let her choose how to live her life. Not like one more pony that looks like me wondering around would make any difference, right?

8) I’m goin’! I’m goin’!

9) Sorry for not replying to this when it was, you know, relevant. I figured something like that may have been the case, but I wasn’t sure.

1) No.

2) Since I’ve never heard of either, no. But I did trick her into not going out too far by telling her I was worried Simple might get too tired.

3) They’re important to me, of course. But seriously, I’m fine.

4) I wouldn’t think it’s too big of a problem. I was bullied a little, but I think everypony was. Learning how to handle that is part of growing up. Hopefully everypony eventually reaches a stage where they relax, pull back, and stop making a target out of themselves when in that environment.

Of course, I’m not talking about severe bullying, because I don’t consider that bullying. That’s harassment that should be punished by the full extent of the law.

5) I figured bronies just liked my color scheme.

6) No. I just research them and their world from time to time. Try to understand them a little better. Sort of like how you bronies do with us ponies. Only, you know, without the [omitted] plushies.

1) I doubt most ponies know what the Olympics is, let alone Jamaica. See it, Shorty?

2) Yea! Woo! What’s happening?!

3) But… How? It started off as just a theater troop’s performance. How did you guys even see it? The first “season” wasn’t even televised, it was just a local show.

4) No.

5) Big, grown humans wanting to feel special for watching a little girl’s show.

You “bronies” are precious.

6) Oh, you know. We caught a burlesque show, harassed the elderly, robbed a liquor store. You know, upstanding citizen-type things.

No.

No.

No.

No.

And for anypony wondering, it could be poison if it was an overdose of the healthy minerals.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.