Lyra: Okay! Moving on! Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha… Ah…

Bon-Bon: Oh-! Lyra!

Lyra: [Laughing]!

Fuselight: Oh… oh dear. Is it like this all the time?

Lyra: Ha ha! Oh… Not really. You’re just lucky.

Lyra: Keeping in mind that any instance of the word… Well it’s going to be censored.

Bon-Bon: I’m not answering this.

Fuselight: Lucky. Sure. Not what I’d call it. But I’m with miss Bon-Bon on this one. I don’t know and I don’t think I ever want to!

Lyra: What a couple of wimps.

Bon-Bon: You picked this on purpose!

Lyra: I did not! It was the four most recent, unanswered questions!

Fuselight: …Where would a pony even learn something like that? And why?

Lyra: Alright. If that’s all you two got. I can tell you the griffon one is complete ponyfeathers. I don’t know about the dragon one, but it sounds like garbage.

Bon-Bon: Thanks for sharing.

Fuselight: Guess I learned something today. Albeit something I could do without.

Lyra: Alright, this wasn’t as funny as I thought it would be.

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Lyra: Okay, so next one! Not nearly as dark.

Lyra: So yeah. How about that? Only two years too late for me to ever be famous, but still.

Fuselight: Better late than never, as they say.

Bon-Bon: I don’t… [laugh] really care.

Fuselight: Tumblr seems to be much more excited about the idea than you or I would be, it seems. It’s neat, I guess, but that’s about it.

Lyra: Alright, so [omitted] you both then.

Bon-Bon: Lyra!

Lyra: Right. Trying not to… Swear. Sorry.

Fuselight: [chuckles] Woah ho there! I didn’t see that coming!

Lyra: We’re all adu-

Fuselight: So much for foal-friendly, eh?

Lyra: Ah yeah. Ha, sorry.

Fuselight: Oh well. Slip of the tongue! Happens to the best of us.

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Lyra: Hello! Today on AskLyra we have a special guest: Fuselight!

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Lyra: Say something.

Fuselight: Oh, it’s going already? Uhm, something! Hello, miss Lyra’s Tumblr!

Lyra: Pay attention, dude. Okay so we’re- Well, usually when I answer questions I cut it up. Like, this is an answer. Okay we’re done. Start the recording the next one. Sometimes there’s multiple takes. Sometimes I’ll, like, write an entire script and I’m basically just reading off of it. But uh… [nervous laughter] We’re-we’re just going to try recording this all in one uh… uh… thing. One take, yeah. So here we go!

Bon-Bon: Wow, couldn’t have picked a better one to start?

Fuselight: Oh dear, they get right into it, don’t they?

Lyra: This is my world. Tumblr world.

Fuselight: Well this is what I’m here for. Okay, well you start miss Lyra. I’ll go after you.

Lyra: Well, I’d say that wouldn’t be a typical reaction. If such an event occured, despite what any movie might depict, that’s just not how a normal pony’s brain reacts.

Fuselight: I think it depends on the pony’s mentality beforehand. I mean, you and I haven’t had the best childhoods, but we’re not insane killers.

Bon-Bon: Yeah, it just doesn’t make sense to me. You’d have to already be suffering some some mental disorder. I mean, right?

Lyra: I would think so.

Fuselight: Maybe not a disorder, but a pony needs to be seriously unstable first to become such a thing. One event wouldn’t do it. Annnyways, that’s enough of this one, don’t you thi-

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