1) Wouldn’t you know it, this has been asked before. Answer is still an irritated-you-would-even-ask no.
2) I suppose being a parody would explain why it was funny. As opposed to some [omitted] like “ponies with hourglass cutie marks didn’t get their cutie mark in time.” I mean, what the [omitted]? That’s awful and hateful!
3) Yeah… I thought that pep rally went a “little” too well.
4) Sorry, I don’t get the reference. I get the next one, though!
5) Yeah, Rip. Now about those spec ops?
