1) Nothin’ bea~ts the hobo li~fe! Stabbin’ folks with my ho~bo kni~fe!

2) This has been asked once before. And I never understood why anypony would ever think that.

3) Sonic, give it to them straight.

4) Sure! That makes more sense than celebrating the day a colony rebelled against their mother nation for suddenly expecting them to pay the same thing they expected from all their colonies, but formerly didn’t collect on because they didn’t believe said colony had anything substantial enough to give.

But, I mean, who would do that?

5) Oh no no no! I’m the type of person that puts in extra effort to aid the team, often at my own expense!

Admittedly though, since I’ve never played Gauntlet, I’d probably just die.

6) Roll what? I’ve only ever done one D&D fight.