Sounds good to me.
Gotta earn that extra-credit, little anon.
Edit: Of course, the real challenge would be packing all of that into ten pages. Been quite a few human religions over the years, from what I’ve seen.
I want to admire your strong character and uncompromising attitude from a respectful and impersonal distance sooooo hard.
AnonymousOh… Um… Thank you…
[Cough] [Cough]
[Cough]
I’ve been sexually active since I was a foal.
I haven’t been in a relationship in over a year.
What'da you think?!
Dazzling.
You need to use your internal voice. Not all thoughts are meant to be transmitted.
Not that this is the first time I’ve heard something like this.
Honestly, though? Sort of flattering, but one hundred percent creepy-as-all-hay that you actually took the time to let me know.
I recommend to you what I recommended in that link, if it bothers you. If it doesn’t… just don’t let me know in the future, okay?
Will you have my children?
AnonymousNot that the very concept of having the children of somepony I don’t even know is completely repulsive, but I don’t intend to ever have children.
There’s too many foals out there without parents. I’d rather adopt.
I have brought some peanut butter. Creamy. I want you to eat some so that I may watch you while you try to eat it because it'll make you look as if you can talk. That will please me.
You, are clearly disturbed.
I am talking!
*blushes and holds up sign saying he was dared*
Oh, well in that case let me open the door so you can shove your horn in between my cheeks.
ARE YOU INSANE OR STUPID!!
Dares are only supposed to involve outside individuals as witnesses! Now stop trying to break into my house!
*shyly walks up and rubs his horn against her flank*
*Is inside with the doors and windows locked.*
Hmm…
*Is also awesome as all get-out.*
Ah, I was wondering why it was taking you a while to answer my question :3
AnonymousAnd to directly address that question.
Yes you can’t, because I don’t own a harp.
Fun fact. A regular question takes me anywhere between one and three minutes to answer. When you swear, I have to screen shot the question, open up paint, paste the screen shot, drag it, trim the edges, save it, close the paint program, open up gimp, open up a picture that has the proper color I use to censor things, draw over the swear, save it, close both your question and the picture with the color I needed, open a post, hit the upload button, find the picture, select it, and then I can finally start answering it.
I takes a one to three minute process and shifts it to upwards of seven to ten.
Two Month Later Edit: I’m a lot faster now.
