I’ll be sure to put on a good show.

More than nerves I have left to deal with you.

When I first woke up from my nap, I thought about possibly answering this.

Now that I’m awake, I know better.

That’s funny. I don’t recall saying that.

Ah-…

This is really slipping into creepy-as-hay territory.

I’d rather you loved me collectively, if at all.

Actually, yes.

Still a little creepy.

I reserve the right to not answer that on the grounds I’m tired of getting questions about my bedroom activities.

You should know better than to think I’m going to answer this the way you want to hear it.

In a strange, you’re-still-an-uncouth-immature-foal-for-the-way-you-asked, sort of way, the question does point to an underlying truth. My body isn’t as sensitive as it once was.

However, this is still a family-friendly page. That’s as much as you’re getting out of me one way or the other.

I don’t think so!

No no no. I had a friend as a foal that had a great saying for this.

You’ll draw back a nub!

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Where are you going with this?

This still happens…

You’d think so. And yet…