1) Oh I believe I can… do a little more than that…

2) Well [omitted] you too, then.

3) I was initially attracted to his personality and demeanor. I do like the way his fur feels, though.

4) Shining Armor, right? I couldn’t be certain. It could be that his last name is Sparkle and he just doesn’t go by that. He may have dropped his surname entirely and taken Cadance’s surname after the wedding; though if that would make him Shining Armor Cadenza or Shining Armor Mi Amore I couldn’t say. Maybe Twilight’s family’s surname isn’t Sparkle at all, but something else they don’t generally go by.

I dunno. Better off asking Twilight or Shining Armor themselves, I suppose.

5) Sure. We’re all the times renting movies and then not returning them on time.

This one time, I saw him kick over a display of tomato paste cans and I rolled them all over the place. What a pair of rogues we are.

6) Oof!

1) Not anymore.

2) Huh… I guess that explains that bear version of Hearts and Hooves Day…

I can honestly say that’s never been a concern.

3) Thinking about marking this post as creepy at this point.

4) Okay definitely marking this post as creepy.

5) Did I ever say that? Sorry if I did. I’ve mentioned before that Fluttershy-2 was my favorite tumblr.

I also really like Party Hats!

6) Ah-kay…

See, when a little one says something like “I love you” to someone that isn’t a family member, it’s cute because the audience assumes they don’t quite understand what the word means like an adult does. It’s innocent and heartfelt, but not entirely accurate. They’re verbalizing a very real display of affection, but love is a little strong.

When an adult tells you they love you sincerely through an anonymous means, it is, just a bit mind you, creepy.

It was still a cute video, though, and I think you for sharing it.

And what exactly would you be looking at? You find scars attractive? ‘Cause makeup washes off, you know.

You want to ogle the huge scar going from my stomach to [omitted]-near my left shoulder?

Aren’t you just the sweetest thing?

To answer your question, yes I have.

And to clarify, what you are proposing will not take place.

My head is clogged full of mucus and I can’t brain too good. If I want to string some sad pony, who’s trying to take advantage of me, along against my better judgement I will.

I’ll be sure to put on a good show.

More than nerves I have left to deal with you.

When I first woke up from my nap, I thought about possibly answering this.

Now that I’m awake, I know better.

That’s funny. I don’t recall saying that.

Ah-…

This is really slipping into creepy-as-hay territory.

I’d rather you loved me collectively, if at all.

Actually, yes.

Still a little creepy.

I reserve the right to not answer that on the grounds I’m tired of getting questions about my bedroom activities.

You should know better than to think I’m going to answer this the way you want to hear it.