1) But that’s the whole point! Silly, upbeat- that’s why they’re good icebreakers! These other ones you’ve been sending are just shock humor at best, and downright hateful at worst.
2) Nope, they’re all anon.
3) See! This one is super clever! And it’s a little bit personalized, indicating you probably already know a thing or two about me. But others might hold it too long to measure, if they’re not familiar with the terminology.
4) And then you have this [omitted].
5) I mean… I have no words… I’d probably call for help/security immediately, fearing for my well-being. Why would you ever say that to another person, for any reason, ever?
2) You’re basically out of lines then, huh? Probably should have quit while you were ahead.
1) What? Me? No. I mean, pfft. Right? I mean, I have a Rainbow Dash wig but so does everypony.
2) SonicxTails? Bleh. They’re so awful together. I mean, SonicxKnuckles I could kinda see, but Sonic and Tails only even seem to be friends by association.
First ship… Maybe NessxPaula? I mean, if I shipped something they were usually characters I made in games like Disgaea or Ogre Battle. That’s like, not even noncanon. That’s uncanon.
3) Pinkie Twi? It just doesn’t work. Ponies be all “Opposites attract!” No. No.
You have to have a solid foundation. Common understanding of what is
acceptable behavior. Pinkie just doesn’t have the patience for
Twilight’s agenda. And Twilight isn’t willing enough to put off
nonessential duty for fun. Bad pairing. Bad bad pairing. Ends in tears.
Also, I should stop talking about shipping ponies I know. Now that I hear myself talking, eh, kinda creeping myself out.
1) I am acknowledging only that I’ve received this message. Also that you’re a chicken[omitted] for sending it anonymously.
2) Lyra: Yeah! That sounds good!.
Bon-Bon: As long as I don’t have to pull the wagon the whole way.
Lyra: We could take a train!
Bon-Bon: Or we could save a few bits and you could walk.
Lyra: Train it is! Now we just need to figure out where to… This is the same problem we started with. … I can see you rolling your eyes at me.
Bon-Bon: Good, because I’m not hiding it.
3) Electric bug-thing? Doesn’t sound familiar. You mean a firefly? Because I don’t think they can do that.
But that’s great! I mean, you already knew you worked for the government. But obviously knowing something and remembering something are two different things. Did you remember anything else?
1) Hello, Vinyl! Didn’t really expect to hear from you on here!
2) Lyra: I don’t have my sexuality in question! You might have my sexuality in question, but I have no questions!
Bon-Bon: [Audiable exhale]
3) I’ve seen fanatical artwork where Bon-Bon was shoving a bunch of red-ringed X-Box 360s down my throat. What you said doesn’t even register on Lyra’s creepy meter anymore.
2) Aren’t you comparing a sizable coastal country, centralized in the European trade route, with a tiny, mountainous, landlocked country?
Golly doop it, Harry Lime, what are you on?
3) I’ve known about it for a bit. But since I can’t play it I haven’t looked into it much. Maybe it’ll get ported to Steam like Deadly Premonition was.
4) Oh… Sorry. That’s no fun. No incoming patch to stabilize it?
5) How about it has both because it has two heads? Is that creepy enough yet? Are we done here?
6) Bon-Bon: Sorry. I’ve been really busy since we got back. I had no idea I’d have more business this year than last year! I wasn’t prepared for this!
Celestia [omitted]. I mean just [omitted] A, dude. Why in the [omitted] would you-? I mean, God!
Look. I don’t know what kind of upper limits you’ve been researching, but I’ve never come into contact with anything near that size! The width of something that long alone-… Death. No question.
I mean, Celestia [omitted]! What the [omitted] do you think our anatomy looks like?!
As far as the maximum on a bear? You can ask Krastos, but I wouldn’t hold your breath on an answer.
1) Why aren’t you afraid of- oh right… You used to climb trees…
Alright fine. You win. But I’ve been to Cloudsdale. We’ll see how brave you are once we’re so high above the clouds the ground looks like a dirty place-mat. I have an iron nerve.
… Unfortunately that will probably be the last nerve I have left…
2) Gilda? Not everypony that lives through hardship grows into a gentle lady.
3) Don’t know that a commentary on the subject would amount to much. It does whether we want it to or not.
4) That’s… disturbing… And on two different levels, no less! Congratu-creepy-lations!
5) Oh my Cels! Really?! Oh my goodness! Tell me all about it! What happened? Did you get hurt? Did you have to fight a southpaw? Are you a southpaw? What did you win? Do you still box? How do you train? Do you have a lot of boxing friends? Oh my goodness! I never thought I’d get to meet a human boxer before!
6) A-and I know that. I don’t know why I didn’t mention it. I just meant that I’m not really that familiar with Atlus as a developer, let alone the team that works on those games. Now as a distributor, of course. Any fan of SRPGs knows the name Atlus. They brought over Disgaea which single-hoofedly revived the entire genre!
7) It was a good day! Shame it has to be such a solemn anniversary, though.
1) I can, but the problem is I can’t predict when it will happen. I’ve been using it for the last two days and it hasn’t crashed again. I’ve been running next to nothing, since it seems to happen when I’m using too many resources (specifically a bunch of youtube videos), and I’m running off of a crappy GeForce eighty-five hundred GT graphics card because my good one crashes more often. But I’ll do that and let you know what it says next time it happens, if I’m able.
Out of all the times it’s crashed, I’ve only seen the blue screen three or four times. Most of the time it’s just my monitor losing feed. What happens after that I have no idea because I can’t see.
2) I got the cue stick thing, I just wasn’t down with the “hustle some chumps” jive. A reference, I assume.
3) Aw… Thanks, Hulk! You’re sweet.
4) And I’d like to congratulate Anon #4 for single-hoofedly bringing back the creepy tag. Because seriously… just [omitted]-A, mare.
1) Oh I believe I can… do a little more than that…
2) Well [omitted] you too, then.
3) I was initially attracted to his personality and demeanor. I do like the way his fur feels, though.
4) Shining Armor, right? I couldn’t be certain. It could be that his last name is Sparkle and he just doesn’t go by that. He may have dropped his surname entirely and taken Cadance’s surname after the wedding; though if that would make him Shining Armor Cadenza or Shining Armor Mi Amore I couldn’t say. Maybe Twilight’s family’s surname isn’t Sparkle at all, but something else they don’t generally go by.
I dunno. Better off asking Twilight or Shining Armor themselves, I suppose.
5) Sure. We’re all the times renting movies and then not returning them on time.
This one time, I saw him kick over a display of tomato paste cans and I rolled them all over the place. What a pair of rogues we are.
6) Oof!
1) Not anymore.
2) Huh… I guess that explains that bear version of Hearts and Hooves Day…
I can honestly say that’s never been a concern.
3) Thinking about marking this post as creepy at this point.
4) Okay definitely marking this post as creepy.
5) Did I ever say that? Sorry if I did. I’ve mentioned before that Fluttershy-2 was my favorite tumblr.
See, when a little one says something like “I love you” to someone that isn’t a family member, it’s cute because the audience assumes they don’t quite understand what the word means like an adult does. It’s innocent and heartfelt, but not entirely accurate. They’re verbalizing a very real display of affection, but love is a little strong.
When an adult tells you they love you sincerely through an anonymous means, it is, just a bit mind you, creepy.
It was still a cute video, though, and I think you for sharing it.
Why not? You aren't shy, are you? Can't handle a colt watch you while you're naked and vulnerable?
Anonymous
And what exactly would you be looking at? You find scars attractive? ‘Cause makeup washes off, you know.
You want to ogle the huge scar going from my stomach to [omitted]-near my left shoulder?
Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby. I can't wait to see you work that thing and shower. Have you ever had some pony watch you while you shower? I'd be honored to be your first.
Anonymous
Aren’t you just the sweetest thing?
To answer your question, yes I have.
And to clarify, what you are proposing will not take place.
I don't think that was a good choice of words.
Anonymous
My head is clogged full of mucus and I can’t brain too good. If I want to string some sad pony, who’s trying to take advantage of me, along against my better judgement I will.
1) Hello, Vinyl! Didn’t really expect to hear from you on here!
Anonymous
