Oh my gosh! I saw! I know it was before my time, but I love Homestar Runner! And my favorite character is Homestar Runner too! It was a real treat to see him dancing around on screen again! I used to love seeing how he would always best Strongbad, without even trying! Because the good guys always win! What did you think, Gilda?
I think you need to chill out, dweeb. I don’t even know why you wasted my time showing me that lame cartoon. Except for the blood. That was sort of cool. And the bold eagle thing was sort of funny, I guess. Laughing at speech impediments never gets old. Though it does take out some of the fun when they’re laughing at themselves.
Well lan’ sakes, big fella! You sure had me by the tail!
How’s that wrestlin’ business of yours goin’, sugarcube? You know, Big Mac was gonna try out wrestlin’ once upon a time, but the poor guy chickened out at the last minute. I think he still has the mask. Saw it aroun’ here somewhere’s the other day.
They still use masks in wrestlin’, righ’?
Oh mare… I must have fallen into a Cheeto/Dorito/Mountain Dew coma after playing CoD for fourteen hours. Is it nighttime again already?
Looks like I have some messages.
1) Well yeah. This is supposed to be an improvement, after all.
2) Pfft. Art is lame. The only thing that matters is dark grays and real… realist… [Cough] [Cough] Sorry, having difficulty even saying that one.
3) I don’t even know who you are. Probably from some artsy game with one of those “story” things. Pfft. I mean, yeah. Pfft. Whatevs.
4) What a forced meme.
5) I don’t know what any of that was. The robot looked like an X-Box, though.
6) What is this garbage? Sissy little slow-paced strategy game? Need to play a big girl’s game like Madden. In fact, forget this. I’m going to go play some tackle football with my friends. You guys are dorks.
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I’ll be honest. Sort of had a hard time with these last two posts. Was sort of all over the place. Hard to portray something I know so little about. The “hardcore gamer” is really a human phenomenon, and I guess I sort of abandoned it at the end? I’m not even sure. Plus I’m in Bearville right now so I haven’t had a whole lot of time to prepare.
Anyway, Happy “holiday”-that-is-sort-of-spooky-with-how-well-it’s-received-over-your-internet!
So, I had an epiphany yesterday and have decided to turn this into a regular blog.
It will be about the only kind of video game with any merit; Shooters! But not just any shooter. Online Shooters you’ve probably never even heard of so can’t possibly relate to!
So sit back while I yammer on about Blacklight: Retribution, Firefall, and Warframe; using condescending terminology that you couldn’t possibly comprehend unless you already played the game!
1) And what is this, peg? How art we to accomplish this task so as to be made real?
2) Challenge us, does he? We shall show to him the error in this insult!
3) Egh-Egn! [Cough] [Cough]
Alright. Alright. I’m coming.
April Fools is over, ponies. Hope you had fun!
1) Oh goodness… That would be… scary…
2) No no! You wouldn’t want to do that! That would hurt the poor hooker! How about a nice quiet game, like Backgammon?
3) Oh… Um… I’m… Sorry… [Squeak]
4) I would never drink! Drinking is dangerous.
5) Oh no, she’s never any trouble.
She’s… nice…
6) Is this a riddle? O~h, I’m not very good at riddles…
How about a Koi fish? Is that the answer?
1) Land sakes, child! Is that any kind of convasation to be havin’ with a lady?
2) Well certainly! No harm no foul, I always say!
3) Goodness me. I’m afraid I wouldn’t know anythang about somethin’ like that.
4) Travalin’? Time? Well, I’m afraid I don’t get to traval much these days. Not to cause any waves, mind you. Perfectly content right here in our very-own Ponyville!
5) Well now, just give me a moment or so.
If I recollect, doesn’t that sweet Zecora brew a potion or two? Such a polite young lady!
6) Nothin’ at all, sweetie! But my, you look as white as a sheet! Why don’t you come inside and seat yourself for a few. All that travelin’ and thinkin’ up them spells must take its toll!
Now you just sit down and I’ll make you up some muffins. Luna have mercy, ponies sure do love their muffins!
