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Rover is an interesting choice. He’s pretty funny, but I never really thought of him as “hot”.
I feel like it’s cheating for me to pick an equine character… but the answer is Roscoe.
His mouth says “nay”, but his eyes say “I will ride through hellfire and punch a demon in the mouth for you! Or at the very least, maybe write some poety about it.“
I also have to be boring and say KK Slider, because who doesn’t love a free spirit? But also Cyrus, because there’s something very attractive about a sensible, dependable husband.
