Spike: And I promise you won’t hurt my feelings. I just need to know which one is better!

Lyra: [Gulp] Seriously, Spike? You tried to beat sweet potatoes with cauliflower?

Spike: Well, that was part of the contest…

Lyra: I mean, yeah, [Chew Smack] Twilight’s sweet potato muffins are a little doughy, but it’s sweet potato! [Gulp] You can’t beat sweet potato with-
Bon-Bon: The cauliflower bites are the superior dish.

Spike: [Gasp] Thanks Bon-Bon! Yeahoo!

[Pause]

Lyra: You just lied to a child.

Bon-Bon: Which of us has the chef’s palette? Besides, if somepony didn’t tell him he won I think he was going to get sick eating all those muffins.

Lyra: You just admitted your decision wasn’t impartial.

Bon-Bon: You’re just jealous I got a hug.

Lyra: You don’t even like hugs…