Bon-Bon: Okay, so adequately explaining the mood we were walking into during the wedding requires some context. So-
Tootsie: Is this the pirate story?!
Bon-Bon: Yes, this is the pirate story.
Tootsie: I love the pirate story!
Bon-Bon: I know. I know. Okay, so. Well over a thousand years ago there lived two orphan siblings- a brother and a sister.
