Anonymous
asked:
What do you mean weakest? It makes perfect sense. The reason you came onto land is because you can't truly experience music underwater. So you went to see some surgeon pony who grafted artificial mint-flavored legs to you, and then he removed your gills, gave you lungs, changed your tail some, and then did some other stuff to make you look like a land Unicorn pony. I'm glad you're able to live this dream of being on land.

Slippery slopes, by definition, don’t make sense. It’s just one argument built upon another, assuming each one is correct.

But whatever. However wrong your method, you got the answer. I’m really a seapony. That’s the unavoidable truth.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to wipe off some of this sarcasm. This reply was so thick some of it oozed onto my keyboard.