Anonymous
asked:
I was able to tell that you were once a unicorn seapony because of the way you sit. You see, underwater, seaponies have no need of curling up, because they can just float in place. Because you were once so used to just floating in place instead of curling up, you just sit straight, which is the closest you can do on land to floating in place.
That is the weakest slippery slope I have ever heard.