1) I’m sure you all expect me to get all upset and throw a hissy fit about drug use. Nope. Weed is actually safer than cigarettes or alcohol. The whole reason its outlawed is because cigarette companies lobbied against it, seeing it as competition.

But to answer your question, no. I don’t want to get arrested and serve anymore time.

Also, what’s this “kid” garbage, Twilight? We’re around the same age.

2) That’s exactly what I’m talking about. How else would that work? Open a portal through-? Oh look! A cupcake!

3) I’ve heard a little bit. Back when I was playing the first Dark Souls I didn’t like the sounds of it. But the already faster paced sequel has turned me over to the idea.

Cultist Refuge… Cultestrefugecultistrefugecultistrefuge…

Oh, TERA! OH! That’s the place with the Argon! That dude will mess you up!

4) “I’m gonna go to the arcade.”

“What? No! We came here together! We need to stay together!”

“Alright alright, fine.”

“We’re going to ride this one next!”

“Okay. Have fun with that.”

“Come on! Don’t you want to try it?”

“I will literally turn my head and throw up on you.”