1) There were about a hundred different ways I could have replied to this. But, while trying to decide which one, I realized that… you’re sort of right? Which is more than a little depressing.

2) Bon-Bon: No! No coffee! Water!

3) Bon-Bon: No! No excuses! No massages! Water!

Lyra: What about hugs and candy?

Bon-Bon: We’ll talk.

4) It happened once about a week ago, but other than that I hadn’t had a cramp like that since I was little. I was kind of malnourished back then.

But no, it was just in my leg.